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You've tried to whittle before, amirite?

eh, I've tried a whittle.

If you were an element, you'd be Sn, because you are a tin, amirite?
Nobody likes the number 288- it's too gross, amirite?

omg you are hilarious with your math jokes ;)

Anne Frank was the most inspiring Muslim story you've ever heard, amirite?

I do love a good troll :D

Cereals good until it gets moshy, amirite?
@fuckoffwhore except grape nuts. i like mushy grape nuts.

why are they called grape nuts? that always confused me.

It's hilarious how the sixty-five million dollar production, Spider-Man Turn Off The Dark, was a complete disaster on opening night while A Very Potter Musical, which was produced by a bunch college kids, was a total success, amirite?
@Sectumsempra THANK YOU, DRACO. EVEN POTTIES NEED TO EAT. :D

"you know goyle, using the potty is a great time to socialize!"

"hello there! Using the potty for the first time too? Good luck my man!"

I LOVE LAUREN :)

It's hilarious how the sixty-five million dollar production, Spider-Man Turn Off The Dark, was a complete disaster on opening night while A Very Potter Musical, which was produced by a bunch college kids, was a total success, amirite?
@MakeShift I LOVE AVPM!!! <3

my all time time favorite part of AVMP/S is when lauren yells "go home terrorist!" hahahahahaha. I bust up every time :)

I told my llama I was moving. He said, "Alpaca,", amirite?

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff...

How can I miss you if you won't go away? amirite?

It's kind of funny reading through these because I'm realizing that you've said a lot of this stuff in random conversations.

It's great having straight teeth and all, but it's slightly annoying that I now have a lisp that I most certainly did NOT have before braces, amirite?

I'm stalking you. I think your lisp is cute, like how Toad in Mario Party faints everytime he loses a minigame ;)

Before boarding a plane, you have a slight fear in the back of your mind that you will be seated near the crying baby, amirite?

or a teenager with awful BO

Bald people have enough forehead for four heads, amirite?

Either that or bald people have enough 5-head. For 5 people

Peeling an orange in one peel is one of the greatest feelings of accomplishment, amirite?

or peeling a hard boiled egg in two tries :)

It's not a good idea to try to take your contacts out when you already have. Ow, amirite?

You are funny, avpmforthewin :)

Everything is cuter when it's in miniature form, amirite?
@TheShamWowGuy miniature candy=fun sized... not cute.

yeah, miniaturized candy.. definitely not cute. good point, props to you.