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Driving drunk is scary the first few times, amirite?

But remember, girls, no alcohol...UNLESS THERE'S ENOUGH TO GO AROUND!

Everything is a 50-50 chance. Either you will win the lottery, or you'll lose. 50-50. amirite?

There's a 50-50 chance that I, a 16-year-old girl, am actually Barack Obama.

Just because you don't support gays doesn't mean you dislike them and it doesn't make you a homophobe, amirite?

As a Christian I am taught to " hate the sin, love the sinner" so just because I don't believe that gay people should get married, I don't hate them as people

Church must be pretty awkward for Christians today: "Well uh... we're all kind of suppose to be dead right now so.. didn't exactly have much of a service planned... SILENT PRAYER TIME ANYONE?" amirite?

That guy represents Christians as much as bin Laden represents Muslims.

If Buzz didn't initially believe that he was a toy, then why did he let Andy play with him and stay silent and lifeless whenever a person was in the room, amirite?

because he is on an undercover mission

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At one point, everyone was a baby. Barack Obama used to wake up in the middle of the night because he was poopy, Osama Bin Laden's greatest joy in life was a bottle of milk, and serial killers cried because they just wanted to be held and snuggled by their mommy. Kind of weird to think about. amirite?
@Why are you using Obama as an example along with terrorists and murderers?

Probably because he's a major figure that many people picture as well-composed, calm, and respectable, not a whiny, poopy baby.

You hate it when people text you "k" because you're rarely in the mood to ever talk about potassium. amirite?

Helium: HeHeHe, this is clever. Sodium: Na, it isn't that clever. Gold: Au, Sodium, YES it is. Silver: Ag, I don't get it.