Animals communicate using smell, so maybe they discuss humans using it. amirite?

how do they communicate using smell?

The same math that makes it almost impossible for us to be alone in the universe also makes it almost impossible we'll meet any other beings. amirite?

Yet I see that same nasty old lady every time I go to the grocery store.

You would think by now a camera on a reality show would show up in another camera's field of view. amirite?

Maybe it's all fake...

Ejaculating and Yawning are polar oppisites, amirite?

Not if you gleek

All children are handmade. amirite?

Hands don't have to be involved at all. That's just personal choice.

"Season's Greetings" is only popular during one of the four seasons, amirite?

Name the other 3 holiday seasons.

A majority of our interactions involve staring at two round objects, amirite?
@I think eyeballs fall under the "round" category

Who said anything about eyeballs? Think again.

The referee must be a technician

The machines in the Matrix trilogy secretly wanted to be destroyed, because otherwise they would have given all humans inside the Matrix perfect lives as to not arouse suspicion. amirite?

The movie talks about how they tried to make the matrix perfect and they rejected it. Its in one of the scenes with smith interrogating morpheus is i remember correctly

We tell kids to follow their dreams and then criticize them for getting "useless" degrees. amirite?

I mean some are legit useless

Never ask a girl her age. Especially catgirls. They have claws! amirite?

I'd ask a catgirl her age if I could _actually_ ask her her age

If we could travel in time and take a smart phone with us, which is one of our most advanced pieces of technology of our era, in a day or two without the charger and electricity it'd just be a shiny piece of crap. amirite?
Adding the prefix "Shadow-" to any object makes it sound infinitely cooler. amirite?

Shadow yeet

Two people could sleep under the same covers and be emotionally miles away from each other. amirite?

This is so sadly poetic or maybe I'm just moody. If somebody says pms I start throwing things!! Thanks for sharing!

there are people too young to remember 9/11, who have children of their own, amirite?
@Neo2403 nothing has happened in the last 12-16 years?

Amazon rain forest

15 mass shootings of over 10 deaths

Obama being president

That Cuban guy died

Category 5 storms destroying large chunks of America

California fire

even more world history