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People have a problem with peeing in the pool, but they don't seem to care that each person in the pool represents a butthole that is currently in contact with the water. amirite?

Well I'm never swimming anymore

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If you feel you're too old to achieve something then just aim to be the oldest person to do it. amirite?

One day I'll be oldest guy to lose his virginity, fight me!

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The most noticeable part of a kids growth is when they start calling you mom/dad instead of mommy/daddy, amirite?

The problem is if they start calling you mommy/daddy again

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Most large dogs think they are lapdogs, and most lapdogs think they are large dogs. amirite?

St. Bernard on lap true.

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