The same math that makes it almost impossible for us to be alone in the universe also makes it almost impossible we'll meet any other beings. amirite?

Yet I see that same nasty old lady every time I go to the grocery store.

Average person has half of a dick, amirite?
Water is the default taste, amirite?
@But water from different sources and with different minerals in it tastes different. Also if you tried to drink...

different minerals in it tastes different

Everything tastes different if you add things to it? We're not talking about what's IN it.

If you have a concussion, King Tutankhamen, amirite?

Puberty ain't easy is it Burt

The concept of working out and exercise is pretty weird from a human history perspective. Generally speaking our current era has probably been the most difficult time in history to stay fit and in good shape. amirite?
Humanity has advanced socially, culturally and technologically, but we are still running on 200,000 year old brain meats our caveman ancestors had. amirite?

Not true. If we'd really been running on biology that old, we wouldn't have survived this long. There's a reason we don't die at the ripe old age of 30 anymore.

Potato chips always taste better directly from the bag. amirite?

The expensive air really enhances the experience

Animals communicate using smell, so maybe they discuss humans using it. amirite?

how do they communicate using smell?

Most large dogs think they are lapdogs, and most lapdogs think they are large dogs. amirite?

St. Bernard on lap true.

If SpongeBob ran for office, "l'm Ready" is the perfect campaign slogan. amirite?

He's just not ready.

Tall people never have to wash their hair because no one can smell anything, amirite?

My hair gets really icky if I don't wash it.

We take the ability to itch anywhere we want on our body for granted, since most animals can't itch themselves everywhere. amirite?

You forgot about the dreaded middle back itch that's the killer

You would think by now a camera on a reality show would show up in another camera's field of view. amirite?

Maybe it's all fake...

Ejaculating and Yawning are polar oppisites, amirite?

Not if you gleek

All children are handmade. amirite?

Hands don't have to be involved at all. That's just personal choice.