Most large dogs think they are lapdogs, and most lapdogs think they are large dogs. amirite?

St. Bernard on lap true.

If SpongeBob ran for office, "l'm Ready" is the perfect campaign slogan. amirite?

He's just not ready.

Tall people never have to wash their hair because no one can smell anything, amirite?

My hair gets really icky if I don't wash it.

We take the ability to itch anywhere we want on our body for granted, since most animals can't itch themselves everywhere. amirite?

You forgot about the dreaded middle back itch that's the killer

You would think by now a camera on a reality show would show up in another camera's field of view. amirite?

Maybe it's all fake...

Ejaculating and Yawning are polar oppisites, amirite?

Not if you gleek

All children are handmade. amirite?

Hands don't have to be involved at all. That's just personal choice.

A majority of our interactions involve staring at two round objects, amirite?
@I think eyeballs fall under the "round" category

Who said anything about eyeballs? Think again.

The referee must be a technician

We tell kids to follow their dreams and then criticize them for getting "useless" degrees. amirite?

I mean some are legit useless

Never ask a girl her age. Especially catgirls. They have claws! amirite?

I'd ask a catgirl her age if I could _actually_ ask her her age

If we could travel in time and take a smart phone with us, which is one of our most advanced pieces of technology of our era, in a day or two without the charger and electricity it'd just be a shiny piece of crap. amirite?
Adding the prefix "Shadow-" to any object makes it sound infinitely cooler. amirite?

Shadow yeet

Two people could sleep under the same covers and be emotionally miles away from each other. amirite?

This is so sadly poetic or maybe I'm just moody. If somebody says pms I start throwing things!! Thanks for sharing!

there are people too young to remember 9/11, who have children of their own, amirite?
@Neo2403 nothing has happened in the last 12-16 years?

Amazon rain forest

15 mass shootings of over 10 deaths

Obama being president

That Cuban guy died

Category 5 storms destroying large chunks of America

California fire

even more world history