It's surprising that none of the guys on Jackass have died yet, amirite?
I went to a restaurant the other day and I noticed that my waitress had a black eye. I made sure I spoke loud and clear when ordering my food because she obviously had trouble listening, amirite?
Considering you can fit a normal one over your head, guys who buy XXL condoms are douches, amirite?
You pronounce almonds like almonds, not almonds, amirite?
Mr. Feeny was the original pedobear. Who's someone's neighbor, grade school teacher, middle school principal, thennn follows them to college without some sexual desire? amirite?
John Bender is someone you would want to be on good terms with...I mean, the guy has a mini guillotine in his locker, he can light matches off of his teeth, and he's just a straight up badass, amirite?
loving someone means being the best for them, the one that makes them happy and will stay true and faithful, but also giving them the choice to love you in return or choose another. Don't let your love walk away because someone else is "better" you need to rise up and be the one worth loving, the one they want to stay with, not the one who lets go without a fight, amirite?
There's no "I" in "team" but if you rearrange the letters they can make "meat", like "meat pie" and there is an "I" in pie, amirite?