When dealing with divorces, the house shouldn't automatically go to the woman just because she is taking care of the kids. If the house belonged to the man prior to the marriage, he should get to keep it, amirite?

You're forgetting the first rule of divorce. The husband gets screwed.

If Atheism is a religion then Off is a TV channel, amirite?

This is actually such a good analogy. When you have the TV on, you're forced to mentally ingest a small, limited window of the world, contained in a carefully planned and edited program. There may be one type of show on now, but next year, some shows will be cancelled and new ones will appear, and 10 years from now, TV will be unrecognizable from what it is now, although somewhat similar. A person from one country will have a limited number of channels to choose from, a person from another country will watch another set of channels, and the best country may be able to broadcast their channels throughout other countries if they're influential enough and if the market is right.

Meanwhile, once you turn the television off, the entire world becomes your oyster. It may not be as immediately rewarding, but there is so much more to do and explore and get done. A TV show is carefully planned and edited, but the real world will seem much more random and meaningless. And simply not watching TV doesn't say much about you as a person. While everybody watching a particular TV episode is viewing the exact same material, people who turn the TV off are off doing all kinds of different things.

You have never smoked a cigarette. amirite?

A pack a day keeps the liberal, tree-hugging hippies away

Some days you feel as confused as a blind lesbian at a fish market, amirite?
@So the post was made july 11th. then anon posted feb 11 then jewish doggy posted oct 11. 11 11 11. make a WISH!!!

I wish we could all get along like we did on the old amirite?. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat it and be happy...

Some days you feel as confused as a blind lesbian at a fish market, amirite?

I'm only that confused when my ice cream is hotter than two rats bumping uglies in a wool sock.

From what I understand, girls view shoes in much the same way guys view awesome t-shirts, amirite?

Amirite girls do not count; they are from the Internet.

It seems as though women don't love men as much as men love women, amirite?

Men fall in love with women. Women fall in love with the feeling of being loved.

When you see parents smoking around their young children you get the sudden urge to kick them in the teeth, amirite?

Kicking young children in the teeth is cruel

Don't compliment someone on what can be artificially created (straight hair, big boobs etc...) compliment them on their eyes, amirite?
@Mary Intelligence is partially genetics. A lot of it does have to do with working hard and applying yourself but most of...

A tank could have a capacity of a thousand gallons of water, but it'll stay empty until someone makes the effort to fill it.