You wonder if Santa Claus was named after claustrophobia, or vice versa, because he has to squeeze through tight spaces, amirite?
When Hermione's true love left her, she continued on to help Harry defeat the most powerful wizard of all time. When Bella's true love left her, she curled up in the fetal position for four months, cried, and jumped off a cliff. amirite?

People laughed at my opinion that Lord of the Rings would be much better if they replaced the One Ring with a soup can.

Future alarm clocks should come with unobtrusive sensors (to attach to your temples) that detect exactly where you are in the sleep cycle and wake you during your lightest sleep phase, amirite?
it's awsome when food items take on the name of the most popular branda of it ex. band-aid, jell-o, and popsicle, amirite?

when did we start eating band-aids?

No Study=Fail. Study=No Fail. So, No Study+Study=Fail+No Fail. Then, (No+1)Study=(No+1)Fail. Therefore, Study=Fail. amirite?
@Arwen Let a and b be equal positive real numbers. 1. a=b 2. a2=ab 3. a2-b2=ab-b2 4. (a-b)(a+b)=b(a-b) <--factored...

Here's an easier one:
Start with 2=1
Subtract 1.5 from both sides: .5=-.5
Square both sides: (.5)2=(-.5)2
Result: .25=.25
Works with any two numbers, just take the average of the two numbrrs and subtract from both sides.

It would suck if someone shoved a firehose up your ass, then turned it on full blast, amirite?

I think that would blow moreso than suck.

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Once, long ago, there came the Internet. Soon after, a small community known as MLIA arrived, and attracted many people. Soon, it was corrupted by pre-teen girls and cliches, and small groups broke off, creating places such as FML and TFLN. The elite formed a community called Amirite. To this day, it is a sanctuary of truth and popular opinion. This is their story, amirite?
If Atheism is a religion then Off is a TV channel, amirite?
Reading the best book you will ever read in life > Watching TV, amirite?
@Number3 It annoys me that people, especially on here, pretend to be hardcore bibliophiles because there's some consensus...

I love books way more than TV, because they last so much longer. Very rarely have I watched a show that stuck in my head for years, but most books seem to have that effect on me. Also getting to imagine how everything looks in my head is so much more fun. I still watch TV a lot when I'm at my parent's house or something (I can't afford it for myself), but I read a heck of a lot more.

Mathematicians have to get sine flu vaccinations, amirite?
Barack obama's birthday is 8/4...[8+(4/4)]/[4+[(4x2)-(4/4)]] is 9/11...HOLY SHIT OBAMAS A TERRORIST, amirite?
@FlyingMintBunny How do you make all of those emoticons? (I'm on mobile so it's not like I can just scroll over it)

( hello ) = hello smilie
( un ) = un smilie
( angry ) = angry smilie
( lolwut) = lolwut smilie
( ono ) = ono smilie
( goo ) = goo smilie
( yum ) = yum smilie
( frown ) = frown smilie
( d ) = d smilie
( smirk ) = smirk smilie
( wary ) = wary smilie
( no ) = no smilie
( hmm ) = hmm smilie
( hehe ) = hehe smilie
( cool ) = cool smilie
( l ) = l smilie
( Y ) = y smilie
( n ) = n smilie
( love ) = love smilie
( cry2 ) = (cry2)