If we, the human race, turned green right after we masturbate for the first time, what we call "normal" skin color nowadays would become a legend. amirite?

Wow...how does one think up something like this?

If you think about it, any movie title could sound sexual, amirite?

Fast and Furious ;)

It would be so awesome if they made tattoos that would wear off in a certain number of years instead of being permanent, amirite?

It lasting forever is some of the balls of it.

I am of a very rare breed that doesn't enjoy oreos

You would love to be able to spend over 40 million dollars on your wedding too, amirite?

There's no way I could spend that much and not feel guilty.

It's embarrassing when people write their smileys like this: ":-) :-/ :'-(" ...Smileys stopped having noses about a decade ago, amirite?

I used to think it was silly when people put noses on their smiley faces, but then I got a phone with a smiley face button which has a nose on it.

Girls: You like looking at other girls. Not out of attraction, but in a way of getting inspiration from their hair or makeup. amirite?

Yeah or it's just like wow. She's gorgeous.

If schools are forced to teach Creationism as well as Evolution, then churches should be forced to teach Evolution as well as Creationism. Amirite?

We are in huge trouble if the government has the authority to dictate what a church teaches.

Girls: if you want true equal rights, then you should be forced to sign up for the draft when you turn 18 as well. Complete equality, none of this pick and choose crap. amirite?

I'll probably get a lot of flack for this, but I really don't believe that, for the most part, women are as strong as men. Our bodies just aren't built the same.
Plus, there are a lot of control situations, like with locals, where it's really not safe to stick a woman. G.I. Jessica, anybody? They get raped.

Realizing you had just fallen asleep at a red light is very scary, especially when you don't know how long you've been there, amirite?

At least you're stopped at a red light?

Kristin Stewart's hair always looks like she just got out of the shower, amirite?

I feel like not showering enough is one of the things that best binds Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart together.

It's cute when dogs use their paws to hold something they're chewing on, amirite?

Not when it's you that they're gnawing on.

How do centaurs have six-packs? It's not as if they can do sit-ups, amirite?

Maybe we just need some attractive creatures

If it wasn't illegal to kill, there is AT LEAST one person in the world that you wish you could kill, amirite?
You've never cried while reading a book. amirite?

As crazy as this sounds, I've cried reading a couple books in the past, but I don't think I ever have cried watching a movie.