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If you think about it, any movie title could sound sexual, amirite?

Fast and Furious ;)

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Men gave women equal rights. The least they can do in return is make us a sandwich, amirite?

BHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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At all-you-can-eat restaurants, you should be allowed to eat the waiter, amirite?

The "no ways" are from people who work as waitstaff.

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Realizing you had just fallen asleep at a red light is very scary, especially when you don't know how long you've been there, amirite?

At least you're stopped at a red light?

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Girls: it sucks when you're trying to grow your nails, but when they get long it's hard to text, amirite?
@....built in guitar picks..

Fretting, particularly, not strumming.

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Christians: just because the Bible states homosexuality to be sinful, doesn't mean we should treat it as the "cardinal sin" or "deal-breaker" or anything like that. We all are sinful, and homosexuals should be treated with love just like anyone else. Not with judgment or condemnation. Yes, homosexuals are sinners. So are you, so am I. amirite?

It doesn't seem like there are many christians on middle ground. Either it is completely fine or the worst thing ever. I don't understand why.

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Your Hogwarts acceptance letter just got lost in the mail, amirite?

I never applied...

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Girls: You have a food you'd prefer over chocolate while on your period. amirite?
How to look good in a picture: Stand next to someone really ugly, amirite?
@StickCaveman I read somewhere that if you want to look attractive in a group of people, you be in a group of attractive people...

Yeah that's what I was thinking. If someone's not that attractive and they're standing next to another unattractive person, then it's just a picture of two unattractive people.

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Dear God: Immaculate conception would have been a lot more convincing if Joseph was the one who got pregnant. Amirite?
@fEMMAnist Yes but the article also explained that protestants do not beleive in the immaculate conception.

Um yeah most protestants don't believe Mary was sinless. Can I have that scripture reference? Cuz I've never heard of a verse that said that.

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Girls: it sucks when you're trying to grow your nails, but when they get long it's hard to text, amirite?
shindig is a great word! amirite?

But a painful feeling.

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If we, the human race, turned green right after we masturbate for the first time, what we call "normal" skin color nowadays would become a legend. amirite?

Wow...how does one think up something like this?

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Girls: it sucks when you're trying to grow your nails, but when they get long it's hard to text, amirite?
@Especially seals. They're already so cute but when they're babies, its like you could die from adorable overdose.

Haha oh my goodness, you're awesome! Do you not have an account? Or are you just secretive? :)

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It's cute when dogs use their paws to hold something they're chewing on, amirite?

Not when it's you that they're gnawing on.

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