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If your parents invited you to a threesome, you'd say HELL YES! in a heartbeat. amirite?

You have issues?

AshleyDiedrichs avatar AshleyDiedrich +14Reply
Those shirtless guys they have outside stores like Abercrombie should make themselves useful and hand out gas masks so we don't suffocate from all the perfume and puke sticks because you need to have an eating disorder to fit in any clothes there. amirite?

This is kind of offensive to people who CAN fit in them..

AshleyDiedrichs avatar AshleyDiedrich +13Reply
Cherry is the worst fruit-flavoring, amirite?

Sorry but I have to say banana

AshleyDiedrichs avatar AshleyDiedrich +11Reply
If your toe had a titty on it, and your husband was a foot fetisher, and a booby fetisher; he would get double the pleasure. you wouldn't want him to look down your shirt, but since you have a titty on your toe he could peak down your sock, and you would be like, "HENRY! ARE YOU LOOKING DOWN MY SOCK AGAIN?!?!", amirite?

You have a weird mind.

AshleyDiedrichs avatar AshleyDiedrich +10Reply
a wink can make evrything more sexual, amirite?

**everything.

AshleyDiedrichs avatar AshleyDiedrich +9Reply
It's odd how butter is in a tub, and peanut butter is in a jar, amirite?

I don't get how this is weird at all.

AshleyDiedrichs avatar AshleyDiedrich +7Reply
The level of trust someone has in your house is determined by the click of the lock on the bathroom door, amirite?

I always lock the door..

AshleyDiedrichs avatar AshleyDiedrich +6Reply
Sarc: Your second favorite kind of asm. Amirite?

I tempted to bring up enthusiasm again..

AshleyDiedrichs avatar AshleyDiedrich +6Reply
It'd be interesting to see statistics of your life after you die. Like, what joke you found the funniest, how many times you smiled, how many times you laughed, how many times you lied, or how many people you loved, amirite?
People shouldn't buy albums from dead musicians since it's not like they're around to make money off of them, amirite?

I question your ignorance.

AshleyDiedrichs avatar AshleyDiedrich +5Reply
It'd be interesting to see statistics of your life after you die. Like, what joke you found the funniest, how many times you smiled, how many times you laughed, how many times you lied, or how many people you loved, amirite?
@528491 sarcasm?

Oh no haha sorry it actually does.. Kinda looks like sarcasm though

AshleyDiedrichs avatar AshleyDiedrich +5Reply
We all talk about that one thing that nobody cares about, amirite?

Rebecca Black.

AshleyDiedrichs avatar AshleyDiedrich +4Reply
Cherry is the worst fruit-flavoring, amirite?
Teachers waste to much paper by giving us homework and worksheets, don't they know they're killing a bunch of trees, when they always tell us to recycle and be green, amirite?
You know you're in the 21st century when you're at a rock concert and people wave cell phones instead of lighters, amirite?

Or when they're waving iPods with a lighter app up.

AshleyDiedrichs avatar AshleyDiedrich +4Reply