Technically, it's still almost Christmas because today is 28 days from when Christmas happened, and if it were 28 days BEFORE Christmas happened it would be November 28th and we'd all be saying "It's almost Christmas," so it still IS almost Christmas, just in a different direction, amirite?

Possibly the worse logic i've ever heard.
My birthday is 3 days before christmas, therefore (by your logic) it's almost my birthday.
WOO FRICKING HOO, WHERE MY PRESENTS AT BITCHES?

Fuck you belly fat! I will lose you! Oh look.... COOKIES, amirite?

Story of my life.

twilight isn't half bad but all the fan girls just ruined it, amirite?

Speaking as a former fangirl (I am ashamed), it's shit. Even when I liked it, I thought the books were goddamn awful. I got the books at the end of december 2008. Let's just say my fangirlyness didn't last past January 2009.
The writing is so poor and sets such bad morals for impressionable Tweens.
How the hell has it got this famous?

Jeggings are much more comfortable than skinny jeans, amirite?

i don't care if they are comfortable. If you're fat and you're wearing jeggings, i will hate you. it's nothing personal.

Did they ever find the bed intruder? amirite?

Ofcourse homeboy. Antoine said he would. You are so dumb, you are really dumb - fo real.

You would recognize your favorite singer's voice anywhere, amirite?

Michael Buble. Every time.
And Jared Leto now that I think about it.

You have a pretty good idea about what an 'acid fart' is, amirite?
@bluegoddess No, no, no, no, no. That's not what I meant! Why is everyone voting down on this? An acid fart is when your fart...

That has never happened to me. But my brother gets them all the time. It's mainly a result of spicy food.

Boiled eggs cut in half vertically, and with the yolk removed, make ideal miniature porcelain-style urinals for hamsters and guinea pigs, amirite?

You should go on dragons den.

It's annoying when you see a Just In post with 5 comments, so you click on it, and all it is is 5 people saying "lol funny", amirite?

LOL. funny

Your parents shouldn't talk about their sex life in front of you, amirite?

Whoever clicked No Way should be ashamed of themselves

Apple needs to come up with an iShower so you can listen to music in the shower conveniently. amirite?

My shower has a built in radio as well as mp3 connectivity.

You know it's Christmas season when everyone starts quoting "Elf" on Facebook, amirite?

SANTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I know him! I know him!

*Pet claws. D:

It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb, amirite?

If I were a guy, it would be real long. Creepy long.

Jeggings need to crawl back into the hellhole that they came from, amirite?

Jeggings on fat people disgust me.