Astronaut_Will

If a single living cell was found on a distant planet, scientists would exclaim that we have found life elsewhere in the universe. So why is a single living cell found in the womb of a pregnant woman not considered life, amirite?

If a piece of broccoli was found on a distant planet, scientists would exclaim that we have found life elsewhere in the universe. So why is eating broccoli not murder?

In the Bible, it says that Jesus cursed a fig tree because he was hungry and it wasn't fig season. That seems very unreasonable, amirite?
If Atheism is a religion then Off is a TV channel, amirite?
@ScottyD I consider myself an Atheist and I don't see it as a religion.

And I don't consider off a TV channel. So we're kinda in the same boat here.

If your age is on the clock, you're too young for cock. amirite?

I have a sun dial.

When you were older, you used to love playing around with time machines. amirite?

I have a Time Machine that only goes forward. At normal speed.

@BurnyBurn Shut up.

I see you are using facts in your debate.

My girlfriend is pregnant and we never had sex. It's not outrageous for me to accuse her of cheating. amirite?
@eldorito Did you do anal? Because it's possible for the santorum to leak into the vagina after anal sex, causing a baby.

No. Lol. But like I said to some one else we haven't done Anything fr 2 months and she's 5 weeks pregnant. And I'm no Asian but that doesn't add up.

Something to ponder... Not only does 11+2=12+1 but 'eleven plus two' is an anagram of 'twelve plus one'. Life's not so exciting when you're a virgin, amirite?
@John_MacTavish 73!?!?!?!?!?

73 is the 21st prime number. 37 is the 12th. 7•3 = 21 and in binary 73 is 1001001 which is a palindrome.

The thing that made this TV show so successful was the fact that the characters were so relatable. They weren't super rich or anything and they reminded the viewers of their own lives. Such a good show :') amirite?
@1736965

Crack is my friend.

It's ridiculous that a kidnapped person who develops feelings for their kidnapper is said to have "Stockholm Syndrome." It's not some unnatural disease, it's learning that everyone is human, even the so-called monsters, and that they too deserve pity, amirite?

Beauty and the beast is one of my favourite Disney Films.

This is for a stats project, please help. You exercise at least 3-5 days per week, amirite?

Does masturbation count?

Allowing gay marriage will lead to legalized pedophilia, incest, and bestiality in the same way that allowing black people to vote eventually lead to people being forced to give their pet fish a voting ballot, amirite?

Honestly though America might be better off if we let the fish vote.

I'm not sexist, but men are better than women at almost every single sport in the world, amirite?

People. Seriously. This isn't meant to be an insult. Genetically men are stronger and faster than women thereby making them generally better at most sports. Of course some women are better than some men. And there are sports that women are typically better at. But statistically more men are better at more sports than women.

You often wonder why all dentist offices have fish tanks in them...amirite?

Finding Nemo. That's why

No guy has the courage to say "Hi my name is ____ and I have an average sized penis!", amirite?

Hi, soon you will be drunk enough to not care.