+18it seems like no matter WHO the president is, right after hes elected everyone including people who voted and campiagned against him : "TOLDA SO! I KNEW HE WAS GOIN TO WIN! YOU'LL SEE HE'L BE THE BEST PRESIDENT EVER!" but by the third year, even the people who voted for him : "WHY DID ALL THOSE IDIOTS HAVE TO VOTE FOR HIM? I TOLD YOU NOT TO! SEE? I WAS RIGHT!", amirite?
+12"i got this cool new tatto from like, asia or something. it means 'good fortune', the lady told me" "no, it means stupid white boy", amirite?