Out of all the things that change boy bands are always the solid reminder of how to be famous, talented, and handsome without getting laid, amirite?

They get famous,talented and handsome...then they get laid.

They should make planes out of the stuff black boxes are made of, amirite?

There's a reason why planes are mostly made out of aluminum alloys...

The problem isn't that the perfect guy doesn't exist, it's that girls spend their time looking for him instead of becoming the perfect woman, amirite?

I could sing the words in my biochemistry textbook and still come up with a better song...

You expected Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake to get married, Who's this Kevin Federline douchebag, amirite?

Their kids would have been fucking gorgeous

Girls look at guys butts just as much as guys look at girls butts; amirite?

Mostly their ass only looks good covered up.

Whenever you're in your home for extended periods of time, you don't bother fully dressing yourself, amirite?

Home alone for long = bra off

This is probably going to be very controversial, but if sexualities such as gay and bi are supported, then sexualities such as pedophilia and necrophilia should be supported too, right? I'm not saying I WANT or SUPPORT pedophilia or necrophilia, and I have absolutely nothing against homosexuals, but following our own rules, all sexualities should be allowed, amirite?

The only part of the post I agree with is the first line.

You can measure the popularity of a particular person by how many people say "bless you" when they sneeze in class, amirite?

Even my teacher never blesses me.

Anyone who claims that all current music sucks and that only the music of the previous generation was good are just being douchebags, amirite?

Today there's more bad than good, but if you look into it there's a lot of good stuff . Also it doesn't mean that doesn't mean there wasn't any crap music back then, they had their fair share too.

It would suck if your name was John Smith, amirite?
Sometimes you wonder whether Mickey Mouse is a Cat or a Dog, amirite?

He's a fucking unicorn.

An arranged marriage is not that bad of an idea. Believe it or not, most likely your parents know you better than you do and can match you up with the perfect person. In the USA the divorce rate is 50%, but in India, where arranged marriages are common, the divorce rate is less than 2%. Think about it, amirite?

I'm from India and I think it's ridiculous. I'd rather marry a man I love and have a rough marriage than marry someone who was hand picked out for me. It mostly depends on the families though. Most of them force the girl child into marriage before she barely graduates college. Luckily for me, my parents are modernized and really open minded.

When you stand up from a desk or chair, the first think you do is pull up your pants or straighten your shirt, amirite?
Raping should be legal, and men should own women, amirite?

what the fuck

If your pet is old and probably about to die, when it's sleeping you check if it's alive, amirite?

I do this with my 11 year old jack russell. He's a heavy sleeper so he gives me a mini heart attack almost everyday. Then I hug the shit out of him once he wakes up and he looks at me like, 'bitch I was having some quality nap time'