awesomeperson

Love isn't about ridiculous little words. Love is about grand gestures. Love is about airplanes pulling banners over stadiums, proposals on jumbo-trons, giant words in sky writing. Love is about going that extra mile even if it hurts, letting it all hang out there. Love is about finding courage inside of you that you didn't even know was there, amirite?

You obviously don't know what love is. Love is taking the trash out for your mom when you know she had a long day, it's holding back from saying that little comment that will ruin your friend's day, it's picking up your significant other's favorite flavor of ice cream even though you don't really like it. Love is about denying the selfishness of human nature because you love a person enough to do that little something for them.
The sweet feeling of a grand gesture will fade in time, the little sacrifices permeate forever. You have some growing up to do.

Pixar is making Finding Nemo 2... How could they lose Nemo again? amirite?

Nemo is a teenager and wanted to touch more butts

Certain conspiracy theories make you want to take a hammer to your skull. amirite?

This is coming from somebody whose profile picture is a jungle cat? Jungle cats are felines, not unlike the Pink Panther. Steve Martin was recently in a film adaption of said cartoon. Steve Martin is an extraordinary actor, as well as a decent tap dancer. Tap dancing requires shoes, which rhymes with 'stews,' which often incorporate beef. Beef is made from cows, which are considered holy by many in India. Christopher Columbus was looking for India, but instead wound up semi-near the United States, of which there are fifty. Fifty is a number formed by five and zero. Zero looks vaguely similar to Zorro, who fought with swords. Swords were popular early in Asia, and spread all over to places such as Pakistan, where they found Osama Bin Ladin, who was previously the leader of Al Qaeda. You, therefore, have a deep connection with Al Qaeda.

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You hate when you're trying to say something serious but it rhymes without you even trying, and now you just look like a poetic hipster who feels like crying, amirite?
god is real if someone come from the futer,god is not real if no one comes from the futer and we made the time macne also we were first than the futer, amirite?

I'm sorry Anthony, but what the fuck? This doesn't even make an ounce of sense. Wait, you're British. It doesn't make 28.3495231 grams of sense.

Abraham Lincoln's last tweet would have been: "Watching boring ass play, #killmenow" , amirite?
@nosferatu I will never look at Abe the same way again

Lincoln lay back on his bed, nude save for his trademark stovepipe hat. "Tell me," he purred seductively, as he and Obama formed a more perfect union. "When you come, is it 10% ethanol?"

They had to change the title of "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone" to "Sorcerer's Stone" in the USA because Americans aren't educated well enough to know what a philosopher is, amirite?
@British people: Having a better education than Americans since forever.

OH, I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of being on the MOON.

If texting had been around 80 years ago: "Hey sum negro whistled at a white women so were gonna go lynch him u wanna come?" "Sure ill b there in a few mins" "Kkk", amirite?
@1282156

Ya K's are pretty pointy

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Go to maps.google.com. Search Osama Bin Laden hideout compound Bilal town, Abbottabad Pakistan. Click the first link on the left. Scroll down and click on More Reviews by Google Users and read the reviews. You're laughing, amirite?

Don't tell me what to do.

It seems like Nickelodeon is just teaching kids how to be more disrespectful these days, amirite?

I was watching Victorious (don't judge me) and Tori had to give blood to one of the guys to save his freaking life, but all she could think about was getting back to her play. Stupid.

It's not right that atheists can't legally hold public office in some states, amirite?
Let's play a game to find out about the most liked users on amirite. All you have to do is to list your top 3 favourite users in the comments and from that we'll be able to find out which users are truely the most appreciated of all, amirite?

JULIAN

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Who came up with hugs? The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing?...Why are you holding me?" "Just trust me." amirite?

wait... what is that thing coming out of your bod- WHY THE FUCK IS IT IN MY BLEEDY SPOT!!!!!!!