If you're going to kill yourself, before you do it you should photoshop yourself out of all the pictures you can, burn all your previous possessions, and hack and delete all files of yourself, and then drown yourself in the ocean where your body will never be found, so all your friends will be like "Hey, what happened to Steve? Did ... did Steve ever exist? Did we just imagine him?" Amirite?

At least then you'll die knowing you were the best goddamn troll to ever grace this earth.

Parents should start having "The Talk" at 13, considering what kids are doing these days. amirite?
@accio_sabrina My parents never even gave me the talk at all...must have just assumed the talk they gave us in school in grade 5...

I never got "the talk" either. But, in my family, we all basically just ignore things like "sex" and "puberty" and stuff and pretend they don't exsist. I really don't know why, but it's some sort of an implied tabboo in my household.
It's actually kind of funny, because when when we're in the car and something about sex comes on the radio we all just fall silent and stare ahead of us without looking at eachother. And then someone awkwardly says something like "SO. UM YEAH WHEN WE GET TO THE RESTAURANT LET'S ALL WASH OUR HANDS, OKAY?" really loudly so as to "subtly" drown some of the radio out.

The ability to read peoples minds wouldn't really be as great as you expect it. It would mostly consist of hearing catchy songs and what people want to eat. amirite?

Every once in a while, when I'm thinking of something embarrassingly stupid, I get really paranoid that there are mind readers around. But then I immediately think "Stop being stupid, obviously no one can read minds". Then I imagine mind readers in the room chuckling and thinking "Ha, she's so stupid. Just listen to her try to convince herself we don't exist! She'll never know . . . ". So I end up internally screaming "GET OUT OF MY HEAD!" a few times, just in case.

'My mom got scared so she said You're moving with your uncle and aunt in Belair.' The true 90s kids remember what show this theme song is from, amirite?

Anyone born between 1980 and the early 2000's (if not later) knows this theme song. And if you were born in the 90s, you most likely didn't even watch this show while it was still making new episodes (it aired from 1990 to 1996). Stop acting as if 90s kids are part of some
elite club and that we were the only people to ever experience older pop culture references like The Fresh Price of Bel-Air.

As a 90s kid myself: Please shut up about how awesome growing up in the 90s was. We get it.

"Wall virginity, taken ;D" ...Because that's the only kind of virginity you'll be taking anytime soon, amirite?
@aild3891 What makes you lose your wall V-card? I don't follow

It's when you have nothing written on your amirite wall, and then some assertive mothertrucker comes along and leaves you your very first message without even having the decency to take you out to dinner beforehand.

When choosing which house you would be in you choose gryffindor, amirite?
@"You know, I sometimes think we Sort too soon" -Dumbledore

"Severus Snape is one of the kindest, bravest, gentlest, sexiest men I have ever met."

  • also Albus Dumbledore
Harry Potter pick-up lines are the best kind, amirite?

Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

You goin' to bed? Mind if I Slytherin? ;)

You hate the doctors' 1-10 pain scale, amirite?
Parents shouldn't try to make their kids stop liking things due to the kid's gender, amirite?
It's sad how many Americans can't think of a country starting with the letter "U", amirite?

I immediately thought Uganda and Ukraine, but I'm ashamed to say the United States wouldn't have crossed my mind if I hadn't read the comments . . .

It's funny that when we find out about Kony abducting children in Africa, everyone is all up in arms, but when someone mentions that the United States is killing children in the Middle East, all you can hear are crickets, amirite?

Yes, but it took the Invisible Children organization nine years of persistant effort to get this much recognition. No one cared two years ago, because no one realIy knew. When I first saw the Invisible Children movie last year (the acual movie, not the Kony 2012 one), I knew next to nothing about Uganda. If people start making a big deal out of the situation in the Middle East, then people will recognize the issue and fight to help those children. You can't blame people for not acting on a situation they didn't know existed.

The good thing about fairy tales is that the prince always falls in love with the beautiful, pretty girl. Not the hot, slutty one. amirite?

Hans Christian Andersen's The Little Mermaid.

Losing weight wouldn't be THAT hard! instead of working out all day and eating healthy food, why don't people just stop drinking as much water. like maybe drink no more then a cup a day cause then you will lose a ton of weight fast since water is heavy, amirite?
@no, not like drain all the water out, but drink less of it. we could survive with maybe 50% water in our body. If...

Where are you getting your scientific/biological information? Because it seems as if you're making this up.

"We only need . . . Hmmm, let's say . . . 50% water in our bodies! Yeah, sounds good to me! Let's go with that and pass it off as a valid hypothesis."

You wonder what the year 3000 will be like. amirite?

Well, according to my sources, not much will change but we'll live underwater.

It's weird to think that you're probably in the background of random family pictures just because you happened to be behind them when they were taken, amirite?

An even weirder thought: A bunch of people in China have my family photos.

Long story short: Went to China, people were pretty excited to see black people, and lots of pictures were taken.