# Axolotl

@FlyingMintBunny How do you make all of those emoticons? (I'm on mobile so it's not like I can just scroll over it)

( hello ) =
( un ) =
( angry ) =
( lolwut) =
( ono ) =
( goo ) =
( yum ) =
( frown ) =
( d ) =
( smirk ) =
( wary ) =
( no ) =
( hmm ) =
( hehe ) =
( cool ) =
( l ) =
( Y ) =
( n ) =
( love ) =
( cry2 ) = (cry2)

@1706223

If you get stabbed and someone else gets stabbed twice, would you be happy?

I'm not a Pokemon trainer... yet.

"Well, let's see... there was DandyLion, and Nacklefoodle, and favvkes..."

Yeah, I saw on the news some footage of Obama busting into Lahore with an AK-47 and mowing down some fathers.

Taking the exponential population growth into account, I estimate that we will all be underwater by December 21st, 2012. Wait...

@TalkingRice 19 and 12 year old? or...(to be even more extreme) 16 and 40?

Standard creepiness equation:

Let y = the youngest aged person one can date without it being creepy
Let x = age of person

y = x / 2 + 7

When x ≥ 14

@Dialogue?

NEVER QUESTION ANTHONY. EVER.