# Axolotl

@FlyingMintBunny How do you make all of those emoticons? (I'm on mobile so it's not like I can just scroll over it)

( hello ) = ( un ) = ( angry ) = ( lolwut) = ( ono ) = ( goo ) = ( yum ) = ( frown ) = ( d ) = ( smirk ) = ( wary ) = ( no ) = ( hmm ) = ( hehe ) = ( cool ) = ( l ) = ( Y ) = ( n ) = ( love ) = ( cry2 ) = (cry2)

@1706223

If you get stabbed and someone else gets stabbed twice, would you be happy?

I'm not a Pokemon trainer... yet.

@Axolotl ( hello ) = ( un ) = ( angry ) = ( lolwut) = ( ono ) = ( goo ) = ( yum )...

No I forgot one!

( puke ) = Darn.

"Well, let's see... there was DandyLion, and Nacklefoodle, and favvkes..."

Yeah, I saw on the news some footage of Obama busting into Lahore with an AK-47 and mowing down some fathers.

Taking the exponential population growth into account, I estimate that we will all be underwater by December 21st, 2012. Wait...

@TalkingRice 19 and 12 year old? or...(to be even more extreme) 16 and 40?

Standard creepiness equation:

Let y = the youngest aged person one can date without it being creepy
Let x = age of person

y = x / 2 + 7

When x ≥ 14

@Dialogue?

NEVER QUESTION ANTHONY. EVER.