Americans: On Sunday, don't forget to set your clocks back one hour. On Tuesday, try not to set your country back 50 years.


Some users have forsaken Amirite and the new admin way too easily. Much of what he/she's done is justified. It's understandable to remove spiteful posts because it creates an environment that is impossible to enjoy. If we keep up this negativity, there is no hope for this website. We need to give the new admin a chance, Amirite?
@Madie Wait wait wait... New admin? Have I been living under a rock?

No you would need to be living under like 174 rocks to not have heard about this

The fruit in the picture many people are setting as their profile picture looks fucking delicious, amirite?
Every person dies two deaths: one when their heart beats no more, and the second when their name is said for the last time, amirite?


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After a given time period of studying, the library begins to look less like a friendly learning environment and more like a windowless monster that feeds directly off your despair and suffering. amirite?
since the term "ass" isnt an appropriate word, then we shall say John Wilkes Booth buttbuttinated Abraham Lincoln, amirite?
If we could ban guns, we would have world peace, just like all that peace we had before guns were invented, amirite?
@World peace will never exist as long as their are humans

The mailman knocked on my door yesterday so i killed him

If you don't like your hair colour, you could always dye it. If you're fat, you could always lose the weight. If you're self concious about your height... you're screwed, amirite?
@Annajoy97 Heels. All the time.

cut off your legs below knees.

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People should have the right to bare arms, as the constitution says. But it never says anywhere that they have the right to the ammo of that gun, amirite?
@It also never says that arms=guns. I think we should all get nuclear warheads, it would be unconstitutional to deny...

Let me start off by saying that you know ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING about me. Regardless of your assumptions, I do, in fact, know all the mechanics that go in to making a firearm.

I do think people should have the right to own whatever weaponry they want, provided that they can buy it or build it. Bill Gates can, in theory, afford the billions of dollars it would take to research the technology to build his own bomb, sure. Do you really think that he would be allowed to be in possession of uranium or plutonium? Those aren't arms in and of themselves, therefore they don't have to be allowed in to the general public. That takes away him being able to build one. I doubt anyone is going to sell him one, and if they were for sale, it'd be for more than his net worth of 62 billion dollars.

One day, nobody will ever remember you existed. In that sense, it's almost like you never existed at all, amirite?
The Democrats accusing the republicans of a war on woman is rediculous, amirite?

Both sides have gone full retard.

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Arizona says life starts two weeks before conception. That is incredibly stupid, amirite?

"So, are you pregnant?"
"Well, it's complicated. Have you ever heard of Schrodinger's Cat?"

Arizona says life starts two weeks before conception. That is incredibly stupid, amirite?

"Hey Jen, I think I'm going to give my virginity to Brad next weekend."

"Holy shit, Ashley! You're pregnant?!"

You ARE not OCD, because it is impossible to be Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder. You HAVE OCD, amirite?
@douloureux I think you mean CDO.

I didn't think you were stupid til you replied. Now It's pretty clear.

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