"Can we just agree that English is a terribly inconsistent language? English doesn't borrow from other languages, it holds them at gunpoint in back alleys and pickpockets them for their irregular rules." ~Amiriter35824

Agreed as soon as I read the first sentence.

You find a Briefcase on the Ground near a post office, Do you take it inside and try and find the owner?

No, I call the bomb squad.

You don't really like it when a user puts emoticons in their posts, especially not flirtatious ones, amirite? ;)

ALL winkicons are flirty, and never used to indicate sarcasm. ;)

The best thing at the park was and will always be the swings, amirite?

See-saw or teeter-totter.

That weirdo that comes into bars and tries to sell roses would make a lot more money if he sold tacos.

They do that in Tejas.

If there were a cure for autism/Asperger's and it came in vaccination form, you wonder what the anti-vaxxers would do, amirite?

Hopefully you don't wonder too long before figuring out, they would keep their kids autistic.

There are certain physical attributes someone could have that could make you think they're friendly upon sight, amirite?

Big boobs scream "friendly," to me.

Same-sex marriage is NOT the most important LGBTQ issue out there, but legalizing it will lead to wider acceptance of LGBTQ people in society and the ability to solve the more important issues at hand, amirite?

If you left the gay bar now and then, you might experience more acceptance from people in society. Many LGBT self-segregate. Just sayin.

If opposites attract Men should marry Women. Amirite?!?
It's sad, pathetic, and hilarious that when my ex-husband met his current wife and she asked for his picture, he gave her a cropped version of one we had made together, which eventually hung on their mantle, amirite?
One of the scary parts about being brainwashed is how would we even know we're being brainwashed in the first place. It's probably a hard thing to acknowledge, amirite?
@fuzala ohh okay I wasn't sure if you meant being brainwashed or not being brainwashed

No- I had some "friends" in my life for a while that were into some strange things, but mostly I was just trying to use truth to be funny.

One of the scary parts about being brainwashed is how would we even know we're being brainwashed in the first place. It's probably a hard thing to acknowledge, amirite?
One of the scary parts about being brainwashed is how would we even know we're being brainwashed in the first place. It's probably a hard thing to acknowledge, amirite?

Happened to me once- my shrink was the only one who believed me.

People want to bash the church for what it "preaches," but they wouldn't really know, since they don't go to church.
@fireflyrage Been to church and disagreed so I left.

The church as a whole and individual churches are different. It took me 11 years to find one I liked and I have never heard them bash any one.

Hang up your phone and tend to your gas-station/convenience store, amirite?