Simon Cowell spends thousands of dollars on Security. It never occurred to him that he could save all that by just being "Nice". amirite?
A pen-drive is a lot like your private parts. you just cant plug it everywhere. Sooner or later..it will come back with all sorts of Viruses. amirite?
I cracked up wen a fren said, "if you don't know the meaning of the word, go look it up in a dictionary"....lol who says that anymore? amirite?
A person who is into beastiality have a realtionsheep. amirite?