the first thing that came to my mind was Uranus.
God bless America
why did the little boy cry when he sat on santa's lap?
santas boner reminded him of his rapist father.
sooo true. one time i was walking down a dark alley in the middle of the night and the huge gang of serial killers armed with guns came out of nowhere! at first i was pretty scared and i was gonna make a break for it but then i was like "pheww, its ok im wearing a bra!" it was a close one..
woah woah woah, sex at 11?
they teach them young these days...
ferb's dads hair is brown...?
ohh i get the "i love the smell of [username} in the morning!"