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"Puss In Boots" is no name for a children's movie, amirite?

I saws this book at my library for child's called like "deep in the pussy willows" and I was like, that should NOT be on display. :P

You have that one song that you love but can't tell what one line says, so you just mimick what it sounds like when you're singing along, amirite?
@mashmallow515 In Hey Soul Sister, I used to think it was "Like a bird in your vagina" rather than "like a virgin, you're...

Thank you for making my day. :) my friend used to think that in beyonce's 'Best thing I never had' when it says "you turned out to be the best thing I never had" it said something about "pterodactyl fever". She's still convinced I have the lyrics wrong. :)

Whatever you give a woman, she'll make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiples and enlarges what is given to her. So if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit. amirite?
@Hersheys if that's all God intended us to be for, he wouldn't have made us smarter.

Nice burn. as soon as I read your comment I yelled "BURN!" really loud. :)

It's fun finding something in your pocket that was left there a long time ago, amirite?

Unless its food that's festering with maggots.

It is weird how you can make the end of your post spaced out like this. am I right?
@wait, how do you do that?

you just write "am I right" at the end of the post.

The little guy at the top of this page doesn't have a visible neck. aMiRiTe?
@DoctorWhat OP probably wanted to be original, but ended up looking like an idiot.

Haha no not trying to be original... Just bored out of my freaking mind. :) I'm ok with being an idiot.

post come in too fast about three people see your post and then it gets moved down so far that no one else sees it for 3 months when some of the words are searched, amirte, amirite?

or if they view your post from a link in your profile. but other than that, you get pretty much screwed. :(

Anthony kind of gets on your nerves, amirite?

sometimes... I respect him for making this website though.

you didn't know the northern lights are going on, amirite?

it turns out that was actually lightning sam. :)

Yellow isn't really a popular color. The two other primaries, red and blue, get all the attention, amirite?

all of my friends' favorite colors are yellow.

If you were stuck on an Island what would you bring with you (only one and say why in comments)

Michael phelps, a saddle, and a long pole with a gold medal on the end

Whatever you give a woman, she'll make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiples and enlarges what is given to her. So if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit. amirite?
@Am I the only one who thinks this is kind of sexist? "If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal." WTF? How...

The post is too good to vote down, and I'm sure they would've added in the house thing but there is only so much space to write a post...

I'm not afraid! Your name is Stan, so walk 8 Miles away from here and Lose Yourself! It's just The Way I Am! Guess Who's Back? The Real Slim Shady! I've just got a Guilty Conscience, so you're about to be Space Bound. You'd better Stay Wide Awake, or I'll Crack a Bottle on your head. Your not listening? Well then I guess I'm just Talkin' 2 Myself. I wanna Kill You So Bad and set you On Fire,... amirite?

Don't even bother trying. Please.

Broken glass tastes a lot like blood, amirite?
Mark Zuckerburg is one of the only people allowed to be on Facebook at work, amirite?

...him and my teachers, apparently.