this website probably only has like 11 visitors a month amirite
@ItsATrap We had that ages ago though.

yeah it was nice when there were a few hundred people this is pretty pathetic imo

You should have phrased this: "Not every opinion matters, amirite?" imo.
Either way, recommended for POTD. Great job.

Referring to coca cola as "coke" only perpetuates drug culture in our society and leads to a tolerance of illegal and harmful drugs.
@1986080

Thanks for commenting to let me know the great Sobriquet doesn't give a shit. Bitch

If loose lips sink ships, never go on a cruise with a woman who's just had a baby. Amirite?
@Daver Perhaps it would be best to wait for a coherent thought before posting……… Just sayin

let me explain my thought process to you then, gramps.
"loose lips sink ships" is an old idiom that warns people to stay away from gossip.
"lips" can also refer to the opening of the vagina. Therefore, the word "lips" can refer to two separate locations on the human body. I took the idiom and used both meanings of the word (we call this a pun) to make the post go in an unexpected direction, and therefore complete my joke.

or maybe next time I can put some real thought into it and come up with something like "wow why do cashiers have earrings haha" or something equally groundbreaking.

If loose lips sink ships, never go on a cruise with a woman who's just had a baby. Amirite?
Referring to coca cola as "coke" only perpetuates drug culture in our society and leads to a tolerance of illegal and harmful drugs.
@Daver i was ordering Coke long before i ever heard of cocaine. no connection really

How can you say there's no connection between two things with the same name? Coke literally refers to coca cola and cocaine that's what a connection is

Feminism isn't just for women's sake. The war on patriarchy is for the good of both sexes and all genders, and to the detriment of no one but jerks.
@ErasmusB_FurmanSmall You are so wrong watch, read and learn. http://www.cnn.com/2014/09/29/l...-viral-letter/

I'm not even going to bother clicking that. Tell me what disadvantages women have in their daily lives that actually hinder how they progress as people.

It's so unfair that gay people have to come out, or tell people that they are gay, straight people don't have to tell their parents they're straight or other people because that's "normal".

Well that's because parents assume their child is straight, considering 90% of the population is straight as well. It might be unfair but it completely makes sense for parents to assume their child fits in with 90% of the population unless told otherwise.

Have you had an extreme change in perspective of something recently?

Yes. I went from not caring if people kill spiders or not to caring an insignifcant and practically non-existent amount

Have you had an extreme change in perspective of something recently?
@DW2 Kill em all. :)

Nah man. Spiders kill flying insects, and those are several times worse in my opinion

Have you had an extreme change in perspective of something recently?
What's the difference between amirite and a ghost town? Sometimes people go visit ghost towns. Amirite?
@Lotbing This post is a ghost town.

Well that's because the website it was posted on is a ghost town.

What's the difference between amirite and a ghost town? Sometimes people go visit ghost towns. Amirite?
@Lotbing Then post it on a site that isn't to see if your post is a ghost town.

Why would I make this post on a website that isn't a ghost town? Use your head, friend.

Referring to coca cola as "coke" only perpetuates drug culture in our society and leads to a tolerance of illegal and harmful drugs.
@Lotbing Maybe it will just make people think of soda when they hear it.

That's precisely the problem. It makes cocaine seem less important than it really is