I bet you had to read this twice, amirite?

Me: Nope, I'm not getting tricked by that one. Because it did say "I bet you had to read this twice", didn't it? reads it again

Funny prank: Change all the names in someone's phonebook to other peoples' names, and then while they're trying to figure it out you beat them to death with a crowbar, amirite?

Ding Dong Ditch is also fun. I knock on peoples' door, and then I run as fast as I can so that I'll be far away when the bomb detonates. :)

It would be awkward if fmylife.com had user profiles like amirite does. "Timothy has complained about his life in 64 posts. 74,022 people have told him his life is fucked and 55,637 people have told him he deserves his sucky life." amirite?
@ihearandomusic ...Who are the other 53 with?!

Probably with his friends who look exactly like Harry and Ron.

If a person walks by, a car drives by, and a plane flies by, what does a train do, amirite?

I like trains.

Boomerangs are Australia's largest exports and imports, amirite?
@1223864

I should probably get some sleep ... It took me over a minute to understand that it was a joke. ono smilie

You hate it when you miss the bus because you took the time to write "You" instead of "u", amirite?
@Mr_Superfluous I don't get it...

Typing "you" when you're in a hurry is risky because first you have to find the y, then the o, and then the u. Just saying "u" saves an incredible amount of time, it's only 1 letter instead of 3!

What exactly is the point of intentionally typing a 1 amongst multiple exclamation marks? You just look like an illiterate retard, amirite?

People who do it intentionally are making fun of the illiterate people who do it unintentionally. So no, you're wrong.

Funny how almost 95% of the world wore face masks when swine flue was around but only about 5% wear condoms when HIV has been around. Amirite?

95%? I didn't see anyone wearing a face mask ...

Funny prank: Change all the names in someone's phonebook to other peoples' names, and then while they're trying to figure it out you beat them to death with a crowbar, amirite?
@1023184

I know, but I like some variation. When they open the door they expect me to stand there with a crowbar, but then BOOM. Otherwise, if you want to, you could run far away, then when they open the door, you run back and beat them to death with a crowbar.

"Hey do you know a techno song that sounds something like this.. UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE." "yeah, all of them". amirite?

At first, I thought it said "UNCLE UNCLE UNCLE UNCLE UNCLE UNCLE", haha!

9000 people around the world are having sex right now, 2000 are kissing, 100 are getting head and you.... are reading this, amirite?

No, no ... definitely OVER 9000!

Why do so many girls think it's so cute to put a <3 after everything they write. Thunderstorms <3, amirite?

Kinda like saying "lol" - it's ok to say horrible things as long as you add it at the end of the sentence. Also, you're ugly and I hate you <3.

If God was just a regular person like anyone else on earth, you would think he was really conceited they way he damns people to Hell jsut because they dont praise him, amirite?
@Device So god is a crazy homeless guy walking around in sandals?

Crazy? He wasn't homeless. And what's wrong with sandals?

What's with all the blind people wearing sunglasses? It's not like the sun is bothering you... amirite?
I'm watching pom, and you totally misread that. amirite?

I saw this in a Youtube comment earlier today, so I didn't misread it this time ...