They need to make a birth control for men. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest, amirite?

Not firing the gun at all would probably be the safest.

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Since the creation of the internet, the Earth's rotation has been fueled primarily by the collective turning of English teachers in their graves, amirite?
Since the creation of the internet, the Earth's rotation has been fueled primarily by the collective turning of English teachers in their graves, amirite?
Since the creation of the internet, the Earth's rotation has been fueled primarily by the collective turning of English teachers in their graves, amirite?
In 2006, astronomers sought to better define the heavenly bodies in our universe and unfortunately, Pluto lacked some of the characteristics to be in the same class as Mercury, Earth, or the rest of the eight. Though many of us think of this as a stupid decision, we have to realize that demoting Pluto wasn't their intention: they didn't planet that way, it just happened, amirite?

I managed to grow up, go to college, get a job, get married and raise two children in the time it took this post to get to the punchline.

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If you pretend to shake salt into your mouth, you can actually taste the salt, amirite?
Your Amirite posts are like your children: You make one, and if it is successful you're so proud and want the world to see; if it is a complete failure, you're ashamed and disappointed and would like to never be associated with it. But either way, you keep making more of them in hopes of making one that's better than those previous. amirite?

Oh god, please don't have kids D:

Anonymous +151Reply

I posted something like this a few weeks ago, but you worded it better than me.

*you're

I bet you had to read this twice, amirite?
@Favvkes You didn't read this comment twice, amirite?

I read it twice on purpose because I'm a serious douche like that.

If you argue that aborting a fetus is wrong because it is cutting off potential life, then by that logic, any moment when a woman isn't pregnant is wasting potential. I mean, seriously, why are you even reading this right now when you could be getting nasty? This is a matter of life and death! Amirite?
@fEMMAnist Then whose choice should it be? Your choice? The government's choice? Please tell me who you think has the right to...

No one. If there is a life created, then no one should be able to decide to just kill it because it is inconvient to them. It isn't just the woman's body that is at risk here. There is a new person to put into the equation.

If you argue that aborting a fetus is wrong because it is cutting off potential life, then by that logic, any moment when a woman isn't pregnant is wasting potential. I mean, seriously, why are you even reading this right now when you could be getting nasty? This is a matter of life and death! Amirite?
@stacilovesyou So if I go skydiving, know all the risks, and take all the precautions and when I pull the cord and the parachute...

That's different. The medical attention you would get would help save your life, not take away a life.

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