BarneyStinsonRocks

Some people just don't realize how beautiful they are, amirite?

And some people just don't realize that they're not beautiful.

When you see someone obese eating a salad, you think, "Pffft. Yeah...right," amirite?

At least they're doing something about it rather than just complaining about their weight then eating chips and coke at the same time.

I hate it when people on teen cribs are like "and this is MY pool". Its like no,its your parents pool. You were just fortunate enough to come out of the right vagina. amirite?

This made me laugh :D

What do gynecologists and pizza boys have in common? Every once in awhile they get one that smells like anchovies, amirite?

I have one: They can smell it but they can't eat it.

How does the lady with the worlds longest fingernails do anything? amirite?

How can she pick her nose?

The characters from Spongebob represent the seven deadly sins: Patrick for Sloth, Squidward for Wrath, Sandy for Pride, Mr Krabs for Greed, Gary for Gluttony, Plankton for Jealousy, and Spongebob for Lust. amirite?
It would be awesome if a guy named Rex married a girl named Regina (cos they mean king and queen in Latin) amirite?
Sometimes when you cry, no one's there to see your tears. Sometimes when you're worried, no one's there to see your pain. Sometimes when you're happy, no one's there to see your smile. But fart just one time...amirite?

Thanks to siglets.com

We need a word for reverse pedophiles, you know, the teenagers that like older people, amirite?
it would be awesome to have meals that correspond with the days of the week (i.e. Meat Loaf Monday, Taco Tuesay, etc) amirite?

Fudge Brownie Friday?

It's hard to please society. When you tell someone they're pretty and they reply with "No, I'm not." people get mad because of her false modesty and that she's probably fishing for compliments but when the person says "Thank you." people would be like "That conceited bitch!", amirite?
René Descartes walks into his favorite French bar and the bartender asks, "Would you like your usual drink, Monsieur Descartes?" Descartes replies, "I think not" and then promptly disappears, amirite?
When you get a new eraser that is awesome at its job you find yourself thinking things like "whoops! Spelled my name wrong! Better get out the ole eraser and fix it!", amirite?

I make mistakes on purpose so I can use my new eraser :D.

Parents should worry about their sons getting a girl pregnant as much as parents worry about their daughter getting pregnant, amirite?

Yeah but if the guy gets a girl pregnant, he can always get away with it. I mean, he can go on with his life pretending he never got someone pregnant and people wouldn't actually have proof so they won't treat him in a different way while the girl's stomach gets bigger and it's harder for the girl because she's gonna be called a slut and stuff.

People who want to jump off of bridges during rush hour are wusses. If you really wanted to kill yourself, you would do it in the wee hours, when nobody would try and stop you, amirite?

They might be doing it for attention.