And just like a real community there are the bigger names, that everyone knows, Anthony for example, and there are smaller names that not many people have heard of. The bigger names could be town representatives, while the smaller names are merely residents. The anonymous folk could be travelers, just passing through, but may come around to stay a while later.

Come here bitch let me pet your head.
Oh wait you want your tummy rubbed instead?
Anything for man's best friend.
Now let's go find some hoes
And plant a garden of the flower rose.
yeaaaaaa boyyyyy

You can drive yourself there in your new car!

Because having sex with clothing is frowned upon.

What respect?

Too soon bro, too soon.

You just can't let one dream, can you?

Perhaps they were looking for "Quick and fuckin' large ones." I think your answer implies that slow, large steps are all right.

I got 15/8 on a chem lab instead of 5/8 once, and it pulled my average over 90. So i'm definitely staying dishonest on that one.

Well duh.

A 2 year old with an 8 year old?

A teacher once held out his hand and my friend spit her gum into it, thinking he was mad she was chewing in class. Turns out he just wanted a piece of gum himself. Go figure.

...Which wasn't really what the post was talking about. But it's a cool story to me, bro.

It's even creepier if you're a guy.