BarneyStinsonRocks

It's great how the amirite community really is like a community, where people actually know each other, amirite?

And just like a real community there are the bigger names, that everyone knows, Anthony for example, and there are smaller names that not many people have heard of. The bigger names could be town representatives, while the smaller names are merely residents. The anonymous folk could be travelers, just passing through, but may come around to stay a while later.

‎Why can’t rappers just say nice things? Like, “I wanna take your clothes off and hang them up in the closet real nice." amirite?

Come here bitch let me pet your head.
Oh wait you want your tummy rubbed instead?
Anything for man's best friend.
Now let's go find some hoes
And plant a garden of the flower rose.
yeaaaaaa boyyyyy

You'd rather get a free trip to Disneyland than a car for your birthday, amirite?
If your name is on a building, you're rich. If your name is on your desk, you're middle class. If your name is on your shirt, you're poor. amirite?

What respect?

It's all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen, amirite?

Too soon bro, too soon.

It's all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen, amirite?
I failed my Health and Safety class test today. Apparently, when they ask you, "In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?" "Fuckin' large ones" is not the correct answer. amirite?

Perhaps they were looking for "Quick and fuckin' large ones." I think your answer implies that slow, large steps are all right.

You shouldn't tell teachers when they make a mistake that benefits you on a test they grade, amirite?

I got 15/8 on a chem lab instead of 5/8 once, and it pulled my average over 90. So i'm definitely staying dishonest on that one.

The best singers are the one who sing effortlessly, with no editing needed at all, amirite?

A 2 year old with an 8 year old?

It's led to some pretty awkward moments when a guy randomly holds out his hand expecting you know what to do, when you honestly have no clue. Should you high-five it, or hold it? amirite?

A teacher once held out his hand and my friend spit her gum into it, thinking he was mad she was chewing in class. Turns out he just wanted a piece of gum himself. Go figure.

...Which wasn't really what the post was talking about. But it's a cool story to me, bro.

it is seriously creepy to think that you may have once giving a male teacher of yours a boner, amirite?

It's even creepier if you're a guy.