Everyone knows what their first drink was, amirite?
We are the next fossil fuel. amirite?
Up until relatively recently, humans didn't really have a practical use for time periods as short as seconds. amirite?

Up until relatively recently, time zones didn't exist, people set their watches by the sun at high noon and / or by the train pulling into town, once we had trains. It is crazy to think how little time mattered 200 years ago and how much it matters today. It also gives a certain perspective to different ways of thinking (ie Eastern vs Western concepts of time that have changed as technologies and industries have been adopted).

Not all people have internal dialogs with themselves and its very upsetting. amirite?
If reincarnation is real your odds of coming back as something besides an insect of some sort is extremely low, as they make up 80% of all living things. Remember that next time you go to kill one... amirite?
@OopsThatIsMine Eliminating the insects, increases your odds of a better incarnation.

And would end life all on Earth with it. They do most the pollinating, matter breakdown, and everything else lol.

People a hundred years from now are going to have a better idea of what was happening in the world in 2019 than we do today. amirite?

No they won't. They will get 1 side of the story and the other sides will be suppressed and censored into oblivion.

If reincarnation is real your odds of coming back as something besides an insect of some sort is extremely low, as they make up 80% of all living things. Remember that next time you go to kill one... amirite?
If you freeze it, you can eat any solid liquids. amirite?

If it's frozen, then it is no longer a liquid... That's how states of matter work...

Since Michael Jackson first performed moonwalk no one has set foot on the moon and taken the opportunity. amirite?

It seems he either ruined it for everyone or showed it's just as easy to do it here

No pizza company ever thinks of recruiting The Flash as their delivery guy. amirite?

Because he's not real.

If your bald, the warmest part of your head are your eyebrows, amirite?

If my bald what?

One day, when people will talk about the 90s they'll be talking about the 2090s, amirite?
All this technology and we still can't copy paste from pdf. amirite?
@pinkfishtaco Help us out with your system.

Sure, hold down the left mouse button and highlight desired information. Crtl v to paste.

The phrase "you can't make this stuff up" indicates that the crazier the story is the more believable it is. amirite?

Truth is stranger than fiction

A broken branch in a family tree is simply an adopted family member, amirite?

Actually more like a paper branch you glued on