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All colours are Christmas colours if you're colourblind, amirite?
Thanks to EA you can spoil movies and say it's a "Suprise Review", amirite?

I couldn't agree more

Thanks to EA you can spoil movies and say it's a "Suprise Review", amirite?
@No.

I couldn't agree more

The Smell of happiness
If you could smell happiness what do you think it would smell like?
Lady and the Tramp's iconic kiss formed the climax of a mutual mastication scene. amirite?

A real lady never climaxes. Too messy

Test your knowledge of the Bible and take the quiz, good luck!

I go to do the quiz and this is what greets me. No joke.

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Test your knowledge of the Bible and take the quiz, good luck!
@Ada 76% a bit useless I know. 乂ᵒ◡ᵒ乂

You're a genius compared to me. I didn't do the test but I got a 0% score before I got to see any of the questions. WTF?

Have you ever broken bread with someone who had disgusting table manners?
@Lil_Princess I will be ready

But I honked and honked but you never came outside.
I saw someone peeking from your window. Was that you?

Which historical figure would have had the most interesting Twitter account?

Great question - maybe Mark Twain?

What is easy to get into, but hard to get out of?

My pants before then after a pie eating contest.

Have you thought of buying yourself a solar-powered bicycle?

Most expensive bike I owned was $89.99 plus tax. That thing in the photo looks like its in the thousands. What for?

Which business shouldn't be open on Sundays?

Can't think of any.

Groaner joke... amirite?

Give me a minute to figure out what this punchline means.
wink smilie

Every fool has a silver lining eyes smilie