I couldn't agree more
A real lady never climaxes. Too messy
I go to do the quiz and this is what greets me. No joke.
You're a genius compared to me. I didn't do the test but I got a 0% score before I got to see any of the questions. WTF?
But I honked and honked but you never came outside.
I saw someone peeking from your window. Was that you?
Great question - maybe Mark Twain?
My pants before then after a pie eating contest.
Most expensive bike I owned was $89.99 plus tax. That thing in the photo looks like its in the thousands. What for?
Can't think of any.
Give me a minute to figure out what this punchline means.
Every fool has a silver lining