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Pro-lifers: the reason you are pro-life has less to do with religion and more to do with the fact that you see aborting a fetus as a moral issue. In your opinion, abortion is murder, amirite?
@Horseboat Sex is a huge commitment that people no longer take seriously. It should be kept special for someone you really...

uhm excuse me. when was sex ever a "sacred way to profess your love"?? now, i don't know if you've ever picked up a real history book, but that has never been what sex is to 99% of people. Prior to civilization we were by definition animals and fucked appropriately. prostitution was one of the first professions and has only sort-of gone away in the last 50 years, making it one of (if not the) longest-running professions. prostitution and interation with its practitioners also only became stigmatized within the last couple hundred years. in some places like japan, some prostitutes even were very highly regarded within the society. so if anything, this idea of sex being a "sacred way to profess your love" is a primarily judeo-christian construct that wasn't even taken seriously by anyone until the past few hundred years.
also, if you don't think sex is for pleasure, you're either a virgin and don't get what you're missing, or you've had really bad sex.

Girls: you don't care how big a guy's wiener is, because all that really matters is how big the wiener in his heart is, amirite?

if you have a weiner in your heart you're probably american and should check up with your doctor about your cholesterol medication...

Im a freshman girl and all the older guys helping me with my homework and carrying my books are just being nice, amirite?

senior challenge!

Most people who argue against the words of the Bible, the Qu'ran, or other religious texts probably haven't even read them, amirite?

I'm rather offended by this, as an agnostic atheist who has read multiple versions of the Bible and learned arabic primarily to be able to read the Qu'ran in it's native language, to avoid bias (amazing language, by the way). I have also read multiple translations of the Torah. I have also read "On the Origin of Species" and Darwin's other books, as well as many others. Personally, I've come to the conclusion people spend too much time fighting, arguing, and worrying about abstract concepts that are all just guesses anyway, instead of focusing on true problems such as poverty, which almost all religions agree is bad.

You can always tell whether someone is technologically retarded based on whether or not they use Internet Explorer, amirite?
@1533496

you do realize your "internet provider" is the company you pay for internet service (for example, verizon). This is a discussion about programs for accessing the internet. They are completely different things.

Every time someone asks you what your favourite movie is, you forget every movie you have ever seen in your whole life, amirite?
@Deadpool I always answer with either The Avengers or V for Vendetta because those are definitely my two favorite movies. I'm...

your name made it that much better, then i realized that meant i have very similar interests to deadpool... wary smilie

World peace is a good idea just impossible to accomplish successfully like communism, amirite?
@StickCaveman These two other guys who start a business selling the same product is what keeps the first guy from starting a...

there are so many things wrong with what you just said i'm not even going to try to show why you're wrong. Your obviously a lost cause. go back to watching fox, sorry for challenging your ignorant and inorrect world view.

It's stupid that we have arguments for and against gay marriage. We shouldn't have to argue about people's natural rights, like the right to marry, amirite?
@pantherfanatic There are almost no situations which would be more horrifying and devastating than getting pregnant from a rape...

The single biggest reason abortion should be promoted rather than demonized is this: i don't know if you've been under a rock or something, but the earth has something of a population issue. if someone doesnt want a baby, we should be thanking them for getting an abortion instead of adding to this problem, as this would leave more room for wanted (and therefor more likely to be raised well and grow up to be a contributing member of society) babies.

Some people are so dumb that you can't help but think that they're acting like that for attention,amirite?

correction: you HOPE they're acting.

We as a race have almost completely eliminated Social Darwinism. Laws requiring people to wear seat belts, laws against drugs and laws requiring motorcyclists to wear helmets were all put in place to keep people safe. However these laws should be abolished because anyone dumb enough to do heroine after all the lessons preaching against it deserves the death they receive. amirite?
@1707161

"humans have evolved to value life"
really?
REALLY?
That's going somewhere near the top of my "most naive things ever said" list.
Humans havn't evolved to value any life but their own, and for some rare gems a few people around them.
if humans had evolved to value life, murder, theft, etc. would be exceeding rare since they directly or indirectly kill people. drunk driving wouldn't happen.
There's also this funny little thing we tend to downplay these days and pretend doesn't exist. We call it war. and war of some form has been the single most universal soial ation since humanoids have lived in groups (which, btw, has been always)

We probably have the ability to create a hair dye that lasts forever in your hair. Like, if you're a brunette and want to be a blonde forever, it's probably possible. Except no hair salon would ever want to sell it because then after one visit, their customers would never have to come back again, amirite?

this is not currently possible, are you stupid? If we could target specific types of cells in specific areas of the body with genetic alterations, hair color would definitely not be at the top of the list.

It's pointless to make brass knuckles illegal while still allowing people to have knives and guns and such, amirite?

brass knuckles are like switchblades in that you reallycant construe them to be more useful than a different option except for hurting people. With brass knuckles even more than switchblades, they are really only usable by the agressor.

Safari is to Speed as Chrome is to Sleek as Firefox is to Adaptability as Internet Explorer is to poo, amirite?
@Christ_Jesus Then again I am picky and I put the browsers through their paces.

please please please please pleeeeaasseeee tell me you're trolling. please?

Girls: the scariest thing you've ever done is let a guy eat you out for the first time. You felt so judged, amirite?
@Synesthesia I am aware of the fact that humans are sexual by nature. That doesn't mean kids should be acting on these impulses...

No, it's not sexist. Unless of course biology is sexist. You will never find a guy who agrees with you who has the biological ability to make babbies because the moment they can that's their only true goal in life. Why shouldn't they act on them? The single biggest purpose in life is pursuit of happiness, and our bodies are hardwired for sexual stimulation to be one of the most positive feelings possible. Are you saying they should be unhappy to fit (hypocritical) societal norms? And here's my user, i tend to avoid showing it during discussions of controversial topics so i don't get angry messages, etc. for having an opposing viewpoint.

our solar system only has one big flaming ball, so obviously, it is Lance Armstrong. amirite?
@Favvkes ?

lance armstrong had testicular cancer and got ones of them removed.