Disgust doesn't validate how right or wrong you are. That's pretentious.
Love is love. Not to say love is as special and amazing as everyone says it is, but fuck, if I want to fuck my brother (even if I don't have one), who gives a shit? Why do you get to validate what I do in bed? Who do you think you are?
And you know, judging by this comment, you seem like some sort of religious fundamentalist. So of course you'd try to control other people's sex lives and relationships because there's only "ONE TRUE LOVE WHICH IS BETWEEN A MAN AND A WOMAN :)))". And no, no there's not.
Honestly, people like you are just the death of this world. Not the people you think are immoral and disgusting, no, it's people like you. Because you can't accept new ways of thinking and you can't adapt to a new social environment. You're the person who constantly whines about how bad your feet hurt and how cold it is from hiking up a mountain and you're tired and hot and whine whine whine, blah blah blah.
Why don't you worry about your own relationships?
QUICK MAKE CARS ILLEGAL CAUSE DEY CAN KILL PEOPLE HERP DERP. better yet lets all sit in a white room wrapped in bubble wrap so we cant kill anybody with our hands. better yet lets cut off everybodies hands and feet cause they can kill people, better yet lets all become vegetables so we cant even move to kill some1 OH NOES MIND BULLETTS!!!!!!!!!!!! PEWPEWPEWPEWPEW
an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there."
"That's brilliant!" says the waitress... "Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!"
"That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.
The waitress asks, "But, sir, what's with the ostrich?"
The man sighs, pauses, and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with long legs who agrees with everything I say."
You can take our land. You can take our lives. But you will never take... OUR POOOOORN!
Yeah but if the math's wrong then what's the point? Here's one that actually works.
Money = Root (Evil)
Time = Money
Girls = Time x Money
Girls = Evil
You said "y'all." That's below immature and stupid - that's Texan.
Ask Stephen Hawking. Yeah why don't I just send him a text real quick.lol
I'm a little child and the candy in the car is real.
And what a shitty experience that was!
Spelled incorrectly it's Penis
When life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.
And when life gives you lemons, find a kid with a paper cut.
A-list porn movie featuring Tiger Woods as a straight-shooting black plastic surgeon struggling to overcome oppression in a hospital dominated by the white old boys club and their wives with abnormally large breasts. Tiger has to break down racial barriers with his charisma, charm, and intelligence. And his big black cock.
No, I'm saying I'm too damn high to pay the rent.