beinganonymous

@Pug This is disgusting. Next, animal relationships will be acceptable. But "love is love" right??? No, wrong. What has...

Disgust doesn't validate how right or wrong you are. That's pretentious.

Love is love. Not to say love is as special and amazing as everyone says it is, but fuck, if I want to fuck my brother (even if I don't have one), who gives a shit? Why do you get to validate what I do in bed? Who do you think you are?

And you know, judging by this comment, you seem like some sort of religious fundamentalist. So of course you'd try to control other people's sex lives and relationships because there's only "ONE TRUE LOVE WHICH IS BETWEEN A MAN AND A WOMAN :)))". And no, no there's not.

Honestly, people like you are just the death of this world. Not the people you think are immoral and disgusting, no, it's people like you. Because you can't accept new ways of thinking and you can't adapt to a new social environment. You're the person who constantly whines about how bad your feet hurt and how cold it is from hiking up a mountain and you're tired and hot and whine whine whine, blah blah blah.

Why don't you worry about your own relationships?

Guns should not be legal in America (or any other country), amirite?
@cheshire_cat Making something illegal doesn't make it go away

QUICK MAKE CARS ILLEGAL CAUSE DEY CAN KILL PEOPLE HERP DERP. better yet lets all sit in a white room wrapped in bubble wrap so we cant kill anybody with our hands. better yet lets cut off everybodies hands and feet cause they can kill people, better yet lets all become vegetables so we cant even move to kill some1 OH NOES MIND BULLETTS!!!!!!!!!!!! PEWPEWPEWPEWPEW

One of the smartest wishes wouldn't be to have "all the money in the world". It would be to wish that you always had the exact amount of money for whatever you needed/wanted to buy for life, amirite?
@beinganonymous that reminds me of a joke... im on my phone, so i can't copy/paste it, but i believe its called something like a...

an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there."
"That's brilliant!" says the waitress... "Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!"
"That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.

The waitress asks, "But, sir, what's with the ostrich?"
The man sighs, pauses, and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with long legs who agrees with everything I say."

You think porn should be banned, amirite?

You can take our land. You can take our lives. But you will never take... OUR POOOOORN!

No Study=Fail. Study=No Fail. So, No Study+Study=Fail+No Fail. Then, (No+1)Study=(No+1)Fail. Therefore, Study=Fail. amirite?
@Arwen Of course it's nonsense. It's not meant to be taken seriously.

Yeah but if the math's wrong then what's the point? Here's one that actually works.

Money = Root (Evil)
Time = Money
Girls = Time x Money


Girls = Evil

If you're not getting it from the wife, it's not "cheating", it's "keeping your sanity", amirite?
If the time machine is supposed to be invented in the future,we would already have it,amirite?
@1663803

Ask Stephen Hawking. Yeah why don't I just send him a text real quick.lol

Im a freshman girl and all the older guys helping me with my homework and carrying my books are just being nice, amirite?

I'm a little child and the candy in the car is real.

You've been in love before, amirite?

And what a shitty experience that was!

Guys: you love it when you put a load in the dishwasher and she swallows, amirite?
When life gives you melons, you end up working at hooters, amirite?

When life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

When life gives you melons, you end up working at hooters, amirite?

And when life gives you lemons, find a kid with a paper cut.

When life gives you melons, you end up working at hooters, amirite?
@OFWGKTA A- list porn movie featuring Tiger Woods

A-list porn movie featuring Tiger Woods as a straight-shooting black plastic surgeon struggling to overcome oppression in a hospital dominated by the white old boys club and their wives with abnormally large breasts. Tiger has to break down racial barriers with his charisma, charm, and intelligence. And his big black cock.

When life gives you melons, you end up working at hooters, amirite?