My orthodontist kept mine on for four fucking years after he told me I could get mine off.
I'd choose the hot girlfriend because if you're ugly and have a hot gf, people will either think you're rich or you have a massive penis. And I'm not rich
Er...I may have found Danny Phantom attractive
That's so Raven.
The Titanic sinks
Just want to point out you are one right angle away from a swastika
Hehe you like eating pussies
But there's no "Yo" in "equipo."
It's not as fun, but it's still fun. I like to be a 49 year-old man from Alabama. He's an objectophile who married a bridge named Sheila who wants a threesome to spice up their sex life. Sheila's a stone-cold bitch.
I managed to grow up, go to college, get a job, get married and raise two children in the time it took this post to get to the punchline.
Until the man brings them down. And by the man, I mean hairspray.
He still went with the Death Eaters. That's like him joining the Hitler Youth when his love interest was Jewish.
I'm a nerd that gets a lot of women. I guess you could call me a bit of a studpi.
Would you like to know. ;)
You're all terrible people