The number one rule in dating; if they're good looking with a nice body, dont even think about approaching them. amirite?

So this is why no one ever approaches me...

You gotta wonder who actually buys the clothes at fashion shows, amirite?

Dude I could be a fashion designer. Just take a random piece of clothing from each area of a store.

This website sucks, since it writes "am I right?" as an idiot girl would do it, am I right?

LEAVE AND NEVER RETURN

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It would be helpful if each city came with a guide for people who had just moved in so they don't have to look stupid in front of locals. "New residents should invest in close-toed shoes and watch out for ants every spring. Commonly used make-out spots include the junkyard and riverside park, and we have an inside joke involving doughnuts due to a drunk man who accidentally dialed our local radio station.", amirite?

We should have one of those for amirite too! "Time macne and futur refer to a really old post that didn't make any sense, turnips are rewards, Anthony is GILF (G as in God), and Favvkes is the local crazy cat lady."

Your mom regularly tells you to grow up and get a life, amirite?

Change colours and get fatter?

If all of the current amirite members remained active users for the next twenty years, there would be a shift in the age demographic, and it would be cool to see how the posts, comments, and site would change to appeal to thirty and forty-year-olds, amirite?
@boxtop You could use an Aspirin right now, amirite?

Paying taxes is so much more complicated than Monopoly made it out to be, amirite?

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It's exciting that they are creating a Toy Story 4, but it also seems to be pushing it. Toy Story 3 was the perfect way to end it. amirite?
@Deadpool Pixar needs to chill with the sequels. The one movie of theirs that could actually call for a sequel would be The...

I feel like, in a few years, Pixar will just be like, "You want a sequel to The Incredibles? HERE, HAVE THREE."

Pixar is making Finding Nemo 2... How could they lose Nemo again? amirite?

Nemo is a teenager and wanted to touch more butts

"What if you could turn your lights on... from a different city?" Why the hell would you need to do that? amirite?

Scare the burglars! Frighten the cat! Startle the grandkids! Terrify your husband's mistress! Bother the cleaning lady! Bamboozle the UPS man! Reassure the gardener! Fuck with the meter reader! Amuse the electric company! Chase away the alligators! Endless fun! Dozens of uses! Hours of laughs!

"What if you could turn your lights on... from a different city?" Why the hell would you need to do that? amirite?

fuck with whoever is home

A person looks their best straight out of the shower, amirite?

I hope not. My hair is like EFOIAEOFIAWEOFJA and my face is like WOEIFJOWIEJF and no.

Yeah, but what is "not social enough?" Is there some kind of quota? A long as I don't sit in my room 24/7 365 days a year I don't think there's a problem. People always throw around the word anti-social, but I think people can be too social as well. My sister would be considered "social," and I honestly don't understand why she has to go out so much. It's like she would go insane if she ever had to stay home or go more than two days without seeing her friends. Fun or relaxation for me is not always synonymous with hanging out. I like to write, read, and spend time with family, etc. I'm not anti-social, though. I'm not shy and I have friends. I just enjoy me-time more than some people.

They had to change the title of "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone" to "Sorcerer's Stone" in the USA because Americans aren't educated well enough to know what a philosopher is, amirite?
@British people: Having a better education than Americans since forever.

OH, I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of being on the MOON.