So this is why no one ever approaches me...
Dude I could be a fashion designer. Just take a random piece of clothing from each area of a store.
LEAVE AND NEVER RETURN
We should have one of those for amirite too! "Time macne and futur refer to a really old post that didn't make any sense, turnips are rewards, Anthony is GILF (G as in God), and Favvkes is the local crazy cat lady."
Change colours and get fatter?
Paying taxes is so much more complicated than Monopoly made it out to be, amirite?
I feel like, in a few years, Pixar will just be like, "You want a sequel to The Incredibles? HERE, HAVE THREE."
Nemo is a teenager and wanted to touch more butts
Scare the burglars! Frighten the cat! Startle the grandkids! Terrify your husband's mistress! Bother the cleaning lady! Bamboozle the UPS man! Reassure the gardener! Fuck with the meter reader! Amuse the electric company! Chase away the alligators! Endless fun! Dozens of uses! Hours of laughs!
fuck with whoever is home
I hope not. My hair is like EFOIAEOFIAWEOFJA and my face is like WOEIFJOWIEJF and no.
Yeah, but what is "not social enough?" Is there some kind of quota? A long as I don't sit in my room 24/7 365 days a year I don't think there's a problem. People always throw around the word anti-social, but I think people can be too social as well. My sister would be considered "social," and I honestly don't understand why she has to go out so much. It's like she would go insane if she ever had to stay home or go more than two days without seeing her friends. Fun or relaxation for me is not always synonymous with hanging out. I like to write, read, and spend time with family, etc. I'm not anti-social, though. I'm not shy and I have friends. I just enjoy me-time more than some people.
OH, I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of being on the MOON.