If you choose one super power choose to make snow into cocaine, amirite?

Prison sucks.

Pregnant women technically have eight limbs, thus making them arachnids, amirite?
It doesn't make sense that a majority of stores are open 9-5 when most people work 9-5, amirite?

My regular workday is from 8 til 16 (with frequently beginning at 6/7 and working til 19/20)

Was told that I had to sign some papers in the bank and was told to come during regular opening hours.

Apparently regular opening hours for them is 10 til 14.

Just 4 hours in the middle of the day. Like that's bloody impossible to do in a regular day.

(Good thing by boss is chill and let me have some hours of to sign)

There is a person we know that will never date anyone in their whole life, amirite?

...and I took that personally

Every song is a lullaby if you try hard enough, amirite?

Wanna get rickrolled?

Whenever it's a white person involved, they're "that guy", when it's a black person, it's "the black guy", amirite?

I think some of this can be attributed to percentages. Like if there was a group of black guys and one white guy, I would describe the white guy as 'the white guy' and I wouldn't describe the rest as black because it's not descriptive in that scenario.

For farsighted people who also believe that the grass is greener on the other side, seeing what is right in front of them is practically inconceivable. amirite?

No matter how many times I read it I still don't get it

Friday nights alright for fighting, so try to get a little action in. amirite?
Until the last century, most of the world based their economy on shiny yellow rocks. amirite?

Metal, not rock.

Peter Parker is a Normal teenage boy who learnt to shoot out sticky white stuff with some hand movements, amirite?

Would love a dark Spidey variant where he's like The Fly guy and has to merge with MJ to stay sorta human-ish and keep on absorbing humans and becomes a super horror villian.

Unlike any physical sport, doping in chess instantly makes you orders of magnitude better than the world champion. amirite?

Man, feel like theres a lesson here I'm too dumb to get. Bet it's good though.

Crazy how we (97-02) are the last generation whose childhood photos weren't taken on mobile phones, amirite?

Cameras still exist

Donating blood before getting drunk is a good way to help save lives, and then reward yourself with the cheapest buzz you've ever had. amirite?
@Spliffkillah You'll also get the worst hangover.

Surprisingly, I've never had a hangover in my life

One of the sneakily expensive parts of being an adult is building your own spice collection. amirite?
@Coeurdemonstre1 Not sure about what spices exactly, but one of the best pieces of advice I got was to move to buying whole spices...

I believe it throughly. Sort of how like canned goods don't taste as good as fresh stuff.

I have never seen things like fresh cumin, fresh nutmeg, fresh coriander, fresh paprika, or anything like that though, anywhere.

There is someone in the world that is smarter, better looking, and generally just better than you in every way. amirite?

Prove it.