Before we were born, we were inside a penis and a vagina, amirite?

Don't do this to us

Most people think Cruella de Vil is evil for wanting to kill dogs for their fur, but do the exact same thing whenever they buy leather, amirite?

No really, as none of the leather or fur comes from dogs, which have special status, at least in the West, as companions of humans.

Being a "critical thinker" and questioning the narrative used to be a desirable trait. amirite?

"used to be" ? It is a desirable trait in the professional world, and historically questioning the accepted narrative was ostracized - many great critical thinkers were killed or imprisoned. So I am kind of puzzled by your point.

Today socially - many people are just patently contrarian, not critical thinkers. They think just becasue the are against the popular opinion they are being critical, regardless of evidence. THIS is a very big issue today.

most of the smol lizard r sperm,slowly gos in ur penis,loses ther leg,starts birthin n r caled sperm,no know, amirite?

See you on the front page!

Shouldn't we plant fruit trees on side walks so homeless can eat, amirite?
@The-Merciless-Potato Ya plant them right infront of your house so the homeless can go there

As though any of us have houses/houses that we can legally plant trees at, especially in urban locations where homeless would reasonably be.

The people who want to make change are, unfortunately, generally not the people with the power to enact it. You bet your ass if the city came by and was like "hey we wanna plant fruit trees for the homeless on your street, that cool?" I'd say hell yeah! "We'd also like you to participate in efforts to keep leaves and fallen fruit off the sidewalks/streets" sure fam, I'll pitch in. If charity meant just walking out your door and sweeping the walkway, I'd like to think most people would do it.

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There are already porn vids with people wearing masks. Looks weird at first, but strangely doesn't seem that weird anymore. Everything has changed...

Screaming is a flashbang for blind people, amirite?
@MushySpotlol I know but screaming could last longer than a flashbang

Screaming isn't really going to blow someone's eardrums out.

History is written by the vicar. amirite?
Every day is sunny if you're high enough. amirite?

What do you smoke to see bright lights? /s

The quieter you try to be the louder you tend to be. amirite?

I've experienced that when I was drunk...

Among Us shows that a lot of people would actually split up in a horror film environment where an unknown killer is on the loose, amirite?

I feel like among us probably isn't the best medium to base society off of........

Statically, almost every person has a unique series of dice rolls throughout their life that has not been seen before and probably won't be seen again. amirite?

Statistically, someone somewhere spells statistically wrong at least once a day

Diet controls your size, exercise changes your shape. amirite?

DNA controls a lot too

Pretty reasonable to conclude that children in Africa don't really care whether little Timmy didn't wanna eat his broccoli, amirite?
If life gets found on another planet that is near to us, it will probably just be a bunch of cells and take billions of years to evolve into something more complex than humans. amirite?