You are never truly alone, close or far, you are always next to someone. amirite?
Flipping burgers for yourself is considered independence. Flipping burgers for others you don't know is considered demeaning. Flipping burgers for others you do know is considered an honor. amirite?

I think the big difference between these is the reward you get:

flipping for yourself, you're rewarded by getting to eat a burger made just the way you like it.

flipping for strangers, after an hour or so you're rewarded by getting enough money to buy maybe 3 burgers for yourself. That's demeaning because it really isn't a good reward at all.

And flipping for friends rewards you by giving something back to the people you like and potentially by being able to show off.

Wood will probably be considered a luxury building material, like marble, when we colonise other star systems. amirite?
Wood will probably be considered a luxury building material, like marble, when we colonise other star systems. amirite?

This is also why amber is like the rarest natural "gemstone" (to our knowledge at least) in the universe: you need life to create it, and even on a planet teeming with life, it is still pretty rare.

Unlike any physical sport, doping in chess instantly makes you orders of magnitude better than the world champion. amirite?

Man, feel like theres a lesson here I'm too dumb to get. Bet it's good though.

Perfect smooth skin is a myth. Everyone's skin has texture that can't be avoided. amirite?

yes but that doesn't mean there isn't a perfect smoothness, perfect smoothness doesn't mean no texture it just means as smooth as is possible and healthy

Most people think Cruella de Vil is evil for wanting to kill dogs for their fur, but do the exact same thing whenever they buy leather, amirite?

No really, as none of the leather or fur comes from dogs, which have special status, at least in the West, as companions of humans.

It's a paradox to describe yourself as being a humble person. amirite?

Being humble is one of my many advantages

Westerners commonly get a lot of plate fright about "weird food" but they're usually totally fine with eating cow tit splooge left to rot in a cave for years. amirite?

Anthony Bourdain wants a word with you

We hate tech so much when it is even slightly slow in obeying our commands that we'll curse at it. Imagine how shameful that'd be if we treated a person like that: tech makes us abusive, amirite?

Tech has no feelings. People do.

It's crazy how we went from the sheer optimism of the 90s to the chaotic depression of 20s, amirite?

The 90's were the best decade of my life so far.

If your have your head up your own arse, your world will be dark, painful, and full of crap. amirite?

This one will go over most people's head

We might have masturbated to dead people, amirite?
For farsighted people who also believe that the grass is greener on the other side, seeing what is right in front of them is practically inconceivable. amirite?

No matter how many times I read it I still don't get it

Most people wanting stricter gun laws, don't even know most of the gun laws, even in their own city/state. amirite?

I would say most people wanting stricter gun laws at this point don't understand that we all need guns now that the assholes have stockpiled massive amounts of guns and ammo.

Go get em while you still can, folks.