puppy sized elephants! <3 VLOG BROTHERS <3
a guy once told my friend that he has a 2 foot penis xD we were like that would mean you would have something the size of a small child in your pants xD we still laugh about that!
turtles have been my favourite animal for ever! also am i the only one who read this in a really stoned voice? i kind of have the feeling the op was flying high when they wrote this.
i just ran over a hobo and shot my mother in the face. heading to jail<3
my cat NO, my dog yes! i love my dog and my cat is a little bitch
he also said the first your mom joke " villain i hath done thy mother!"
i think he looks weird with out scissors for hands
its so horrible how they treat those poor things! HAMSTERS ARE PEOPLE TOO!
damit im only 52
i loved that cow
or that because of your rage issues/constant changing face/ addiction to surgery your dad isn't going to leave the family company to you but to some girl instead.
what i hate is the fact that i am there every freakin day never miss a single practice yet i am still things like worker number 3 yet the guy who never shows up and doesn't know his lines is god damn tiny tim and the girl who does nothing but complain and whine and never show up is the fucking lead girl!
i know by hank green i try so hard yet i can never get it right.
i love how he mans up in the last book!