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There are thousands of insane parents not letting their kids leave the house. amirite?

These are also the thousands of insane Americans who hoarded all the toilet paper.

As we grow up we brag about how little sleep we got, once we get older its how much sleep you can get. amirite?

I'm a 55 year old insomniac wishing I had something to brag about.

One day you'll be exactly halfway through your life without ever realizing it, amirite?
Even without animals humans are perfectly capable of making cheese, amirite?
@hwoarangatan Dick cheese is the best

I was more thjnking about coconut milk or rice milk or soya milk to make cheese, but yes that too

It's likely that Peach wasn't being kidnapped and rather Mario was being cucked by Bowser, amirite?

What is that used for? Serious question.

A man can have as many kids as possible in his life but there's a certain limit to a woman. amirite?

Men only have so many sperm. Men have a limit as well

Knowing the difference between stalagmites and stalactites is a lot less important in adulthood than elementary school made it seem, amirite?
@Stalag-MIGHT- reach the ceiling Stalag-TIGHTS- fall down

My elementary teacher told me in a cave once that an easy way to remember the difference is that you MIGHT bump your head on a stalagMITE, as she pointed up at what I now know to be a stalactite. Because of that moment I learned last year I've had stalagmite and stalactite mixed up in my head for over 20 years. I don't believe I've run into any issues due to this though.

All cars have keys when you get into them in video games. amirite?

Not in payday 2

Your alarm is your theme song because it plays every time your episode/day starts, amirite?

My "theme song" interrupts my favorite part of the day every five minutes

Since part of Lord Voldemort's soul was trapped in Harry Potter as a horcrux, technically Harry Potter was his soulmate, amirite?

so the fanfics are right then

When your nose is clogged, you start having trouble remembering what it was like to breathe normally, amirite?

I've been using nasal spray for like 4 weeks straight, every day at least a few times. (I know this is really bad) Does anyone have a better or natural remedy they use? I get congested for no reason.

If Pokémon did exist in our world, then we would probably exploit the entire race of electricity Pokémon for free electricity, amirite?
The entire human population just came together to stay away from each other annd save the human race, amirite?

Would work equally well for ending wars

Knowing the difference between stalagmites and stalactites is a lot less important in adulthood than elementary school made it seem, amirite?

My teacher taught me the, G in stalagmites stands for ground and the C in stalactites is for ceiling? Thats i remember it😝🤪😜😛

Not jerking off during a porno is the real accomplishment. amirite?

That depends on the quality of the porn and the taste of the viewer.