Whaaat abouuut in thhhhe middllllle of wordddddds liiiiiiike thiiiiiiis?

But then someone else would've taken over the company and it still wouldn't be split up. Plus there wouldn't be any cool dream scenes so the movie would be lame.

...I think....when people talk like this....it comes off as...awkward.

Here's what I found...
a distinct legal existence,

a recognized creed and form of worship,

a definite and distinct ecclesiastical government,

a formal code of doctrine and discipline

a distinct religious history,

a membership not associated with any other church or denomination,

an organization of ordained ministers,

ordained ministers selected after completing prescribed studies,

a literature of its own,

established places of worship,

regular congregations,

regular religious services,

Sunday schools for religious instruction of the young,

school for the preparation of its ministers.