Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. "Look at this bitch, eating those fucking crackers like she owns the place!", amirite?
@lovesarah2982 Look at that slut! Walking around spreading STDs to everyone!

That seems like a legitimate reason to get mad at someone...

The sign that says "In Case of Fire, Do Not Use Elevator" is stupid. I mean seriously? Who would be dumb enough to try to put out a fire with an elevator. amirite?

Everyone knows you're supposed to put it out with stairs.

Everybody faps, amirite?
Worst job ever has to be the person that writes the Terms and Agreements. amirite?

I would have fun with it. I'd just slip something in there like "Microsoft now owns your soul."

I thought they put thru to appeal to their uneducated customers

Guys: you'd rather have one less hand/leg than have no penis, amirite?

I agree, but its kinda weird that you said one less hand/leg. You should've put hand/foot or arm/leg.

When you first used a keyboard, you had no idea what the keys between the alphabet and the num pad were for, amirite?

Still don't.

While it's indisputable that Michael Phelps is a great athlete, he's not necessarily the greatest Olympian of all time. He might have more medals, but there are far more medals available in swimming than there are in other sports. In tennis, for example there are only two possible medals, so if a tennis player won both, would he still be inferior to Phelps? No, amirite?

I don't think you can compare any Olympian to other Olympians who don't compete in the same sport. Sure, Michael Phelps might be the best swimmer ever, but how can you compare him to a gymnast or track start or basketball player?

Being a doctor must be way more exciting than being a dentist, because if someone gets sick or is having a baby on a plane or something, you can help them and be the hero. But if you're a dentist, I doubt this ever happens: OH GOD THIS PERSON HAS A CAVITY! IS ANYONE HERE A DENTIST!? amirite?

Why would you fly if you were 9 months pregnant?

It's weird to think that Jesus is buried somewhere in the earth right now, amirite?

OP doesn't know the book of Matthew has a surprise ending, does he?

The people in horror movies are so stupid. If the killer askes you for last words the words to come out of your mouth should never be "fuck" and "you", it should be someting that makes the killer NOT want to kill you. Ex. "I give good head" or "I am your daughter", amirite?

I'd definitely go with, "If you kill me, you'll never be able to find the treasure!"

They should've just killed Robert Fischer rather than performing inception on him, amirite?

But then someone else would've taken over the company and it still wouldn't be split up. Plus there wouldn't be any cool dream scenes so the movie would be lame.

The world would be a better place if countries were not by different boundaries and leaders, but by religions. The Christians could have their own country, and the Hindus, and every other religion. Less wars would happen this way. amirite?

This post makes me laugh. The only person who agreed with it was the OP. I don't think I've ever seen that, especially not on the home page!

Harry Potter is the chosen one and his 3 relationships are with Cho, the indian chick at the dance, and Ginny. He could have any chick in the magical world. Come on bro step up your game. amirite?

I would say constant death threats are a reasonable excuse, but looks at 007! He'd fighting for his life like half of the movie and still gets the hot girl sometime in between. Therefore he gets no pass from me

If the presidential election was only between Paul Ryan and Joe Biden you would vote for Paul Ryan, amirite?
@MusicIsAGift Do the third-party vice-presidential candidates still exist?

No, I only wanna know what your opinion is between the two vice presidential nominees.