Don't have sex, because if you do you will get pregnant and die. amirite?

Just...don't do it, promise?! Ok, everyone take a rubber.

Ever notice how many racist jokes there are for just about every ethnicity EXCEPT white? amirite?

What do you call a bench full of white people?
The NBA.

You would totally give Anthony a BJ for him to make one of your posts Post of the Day, amirite?
You tend to exaggerate celebrities ages. Justin Beiber? He is like 12... Oh Morgan Freeman? Dude.. he is almost 107. amirite?

Whaa? Morgan Freeman is timeless.

The Hogwarts Express, while cool, doesn't really make much sense for the kids from wizarding families. It would be much more efficient for them to just use floo powder, a portkey or side-along apparition to get to Hogsmeade, then take the carriages to Hogwarts, amirite?
@XhollyXroseX Oh really? I did not know that...why?

And also because floo powder was a security issue since pretty much anyone could use it

The most underrated book of the Harry Potter series was the 3rd one (The Prisoner of Azkaban), amirite?
Sometimes words put together sound like something else, its sofa king retarded, amirite?

Spelling "ihop" then adding "ness" on the end.

Anyone whose favorite drink is NOT Dr. Pepper has either never had it before or is trying to lose weight, amirite?

Or they just think it's disgusting...

The most underrated book of the Harry Potter series was the 3rd one (The Prisoner of Azkaban), amirite?

It's my favorite one because, in my opinion, it had the biggest twist

@How did you get yours to stop?

Well, I sent him to a really well known rock trainer. The process took about two months and thousands of dollars, but it was worth it. Also, I let him out AT LEAST 15 times a day.

The feeling of rusty spoons is almost orgasmic, amirite?

Salad fingers gave me nightmares.

Carrie Underwood was definitely the best American Idol winner, amirite?

Taylor Hicks all the way!!!

I hope everyone caught my sarcasm there...

I wonder how many people hate on child/teen celebrities like Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus out of envy. Give them a break, everyone's allowed to be young and foolish, just be thankful you don't have the media letting the world know about it 24/7, amirite?

Justin Beiber's "Baby" music video is currently the most viewed video on youtube, but it has more dislikes than likes. People just "hate" him because it's what all the kids are doing these days.

Sometimes you get sick of your own gender and you need to hang out with the opposite gender for a while, amirite?

And then you get even more sick of your own gender cuz they're like "OMG! You're FLIRTING with all those boys!" blah. Blah. BLAH.

So if I'm wrong, then you're right. And if you're right, then I'm left. And if I'm left and you're right, than that guy is straight. And if that guy is straight than you're gay. So if I'm wrong than you're gay, amirite?