If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, sorry but girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex, amirite?
I read about a character who never ages. He likes this girl for unexplained reasons and watches her while she sleeps, and he has the ability to make her immortal too. And occasionally he sparkles. And I like this character. Who is he? Peter Pan, and the sparkling is fairy dust. amirite?

Oh god, I thought you were talking about edward.

If you've played any of the Sims games, you've done something creepy that you'd never do in real life. Ever. Amirite?

Make Sims with the names of people I dont like, lock them in a room and take away the door, and watch them suffer? (:

When you're having a bad day just remember that someone has to clean the bathrooms at Taco Bell, amirite?

Unless you are the one cleaning those bathrooms..

It would suck if you were Foxface from The Hunger Games. Imagine making the final 4, and then dying because you ate a couple of stupid berries, amirite?
It would be absolutely dreadful if a person you weren't attracted to asked you out through texting while you were tired, and instead of saying, "No," you type, "Yes," because you're so tired. And you'd have the most awkward time having to breakup with them. Just imagine the reasoning you'd have to explain. "I'm sorry, but I was...kinda tired...and I thought I typed no, so..." You'd feel terrible and it would be degrading. amirite?

You're not supposed to ask someone out in a text ...

You can act different around different people without being fake. Sometimes context just brings out different parts of you subconsciously. You are only being fake when you are directly contradicting core personal values and beliefs with your actions, amirite?

Omfg thank you , this is so relative right now !

High five the person next to you and tell them it's from me. They'll know. amirite?

My sister refused to high five me /:

Whenever your windows aren't working you can check Facebook to see what the weather's like, amirite?

I thought it meant like actual windows....

People who when they get embarrassed their face turns red: You hate that moment when it first starts turning red because your face gets hot and then you realize it's turning red which makes you even more embarrassed, amirite?

And it only gets worse when someone yells out ' you're turning soooo read ' and I just hide my face (x

0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10... It took you a while to find the the mistake, amirite?

I've been looking forever , im so dumb ),:

You can act different around different people without being fake. Sometimes context just brings out different parts of you subconsciously. You are only being fake when you are directly contradicting core personal values and beliefs with your actions, amirite?
You didn't know what "swine" meant until swine flu came about,amirite?

...thats plural from swan, right?

Hug a penguin is at least in the top ten on your bucket list. amirite?

Make a wish took me to Florida for all the amusement parks and I held one. (:

As a guy, when a girl rejects you gently and tells you that she doesn't want a boyfriend or "your too much of a friend" you still assume that it has something to do with either your looks or personality, amirite?

When I say that I actually mean it, if its actually because of their looks I say that im not attracted to them.