Amirite?

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At least once you've been a stall, and the lock on the door didn't quite reach the hole on the wall, therefore it was impossible to lock. amirite?

I was once a stall. I got the job because I thought it would be a good way to get money, but it was really awkward. I decided to quit when a guy walked in, took a crap on the floor, and smeared it all over my walls. Then I resumed my life as a pancake.

fearlesspancakes avatar fearlesspancake +4Reply
When Hermione's true love left her, she continued on to help Harry defeat the most powerful wizard of all time. When Bella's true love left her, she curled up in the fetal position for four months, cried, and jumped off a cliff. amirite?
The people in horror movies are so stupid. If the killer askes you for last words the words to come out of your mouth should never be "fuck" and "you", it should be someting that makes the killer NOT want to kill you. Ex. "I give good head" or "I am your daughter", amirite?
Music is good, amirite?

Breathing is good

LordThundercunts avatar LordThundercunt +20Reply
Im a freshman girl and all the older guys helping me with my homework and carrying my books are just being nice, amirite?

I'm a little child and the candy in the car is real.

CallMeMrRights avatar CallMeMrRight +112Reply