I wish that I was born a thousand years ago
I wish that I'd sailed the darkened seas

One time I punched this very small, taiwanese exchange student in the face while playfighting with someone else.

no not really. you're not superior to someone if you're more intelligent than them.

you probably are, but who gives a shit

I remember in early primary we still called teachers by their first name, e.g. Miss Jenny, I guess it's friendlier for little children. It was afterwards that we had to call teachers by their last name, and to call them by their first name was horrible.

I think it is completely subjective and people can like different genres of music more than others. As a musician, I am a lot more annoyed when I ask people what music they like and they say 'I like ALL music! Seriously!'

I was going to comment the answer, but then I got the pun and realised I would be the smartass who ruins the joke.

there's an expression in spanish:
'La piel de burro no es transparente'

nah cause the only drug they can really catch is weed which stays in your system for about 2 weeks, as opposed to others which only stay for a couple hours, and weed isn't the one you want to catch

I actually very much enjoyed reading this

kiss him for god's sake!

Or when you have the munchies

Isn't it called calligraphy?

This has always unconsciously annoyed me, thank you!

you have, just not conciously