Ironically, premature ejaculation was probably seen as a desirable trait back when reproduction was the key to survival rather than fun/fulfillment. amirite?

Don't most animals ejaculate rather quickly?

Perhaps there's no need to compare which country is the greatest country on earth. There's no prize awarded to the greatest country anyway. amirite?

I mean I hope there isn't a finish line either.. unless thats just us coming together.. like not under dictatorship...

Medusa's hair is snakes, so her pubes must be too. Slither IN on command. amirite?
Just to think....there will be people that will actually get to experience.... amirite?

The Chinese calendar is at over 4000 years so technically there already were people who experienced year 3000

A plate is an anti-gravity device for food, amirite?

Throw it up in the air see what happens

You have probably walked past someone in your life who was living their last day, amirite?
If you weigh 98 pounds and drink 2 pounds of 2% milk, you become 2% milk, amirite?
@Akhilmathew33 Who TF drinks 2 pounds of milk

A lot of people probably. A gallon weighs over 8 lbs so two tall glasses is probably just about there.

Dating a nonbinary person is fun because it's always a surprise to find out what genitals you get when you undress them, amirite?
Medusa's hair is snakes, so her pubes must be too. Slither IN on command. amirite?
@Crazymotherfuker We could reasonably assume she had some other visible body hair, on her arms for example, so the snakes are likely...

What is the armpits had very small snakes? Just like armpit hair is usually smaller than hair on head.

Porn companies have marketing tactics, amirite?
@Boknows1 is it👀

Dear god let's not start this again

You can be a mother without having an orgasm, but you can't be a father without having one. amirite?
@DrewCarey420 I gave ur mom an orgasm

Your mom gave me one once. Now go clean your room!

There's always going to be people who think the glass is half full and those who think it's on fire... we all just need to learn to work together, amirite?

Did someone say flaming shots?

Evolution is about making a creature that doesn't need evolution. amirite?
The person who designed auto-flush toilets obviously doesn't wipe standing up, amirite?

Those scare me not gonna lie

Being poor is expensive. amirite?