Going to the dentist is the human version of going to the vet. We hate it. amirite?

I don't really mind it.

There's always going to be people who think the glass is half full and those who think it's on fire... we all just need to learn to work together, amirite?

Did someone say flaming shots?

There shouldn't be nautical miles without nautical kilometers, amirite?
Child porn is slowly being introduced to society, amirite?

It's been slow, but now it's more blatant. I don't believe it's political necessarily, but I do believe that it's being introduced so it can become the norm. If someone is involved in taboo or abnormal activity (in the eyes of society), that activity, to them, becomes normalized and no longer taboo to the doer. So with CP being introduced progressively, it becomes normalized. I know when I was 12 girls didn't dress the way they do now. They would have been ridiculed. It's been happening for a long time, it has nothing to do with the current president. It's way above their head.

The amount of duct tape used on NASA rockets is probably horrifying. amirite?

I think if there is any amount used its definitely horrifying.

Maybe we all hate how we look because we look like our relatives and our relatives suck, amirite?

I hate how I look because I don't look anything like my self.

Animal trainers are a real life version of Pokémon trainers. amirite?

Mainly because animals are Pokémons but no one realizes that.

Video games would have a lot less sales if the code was made public, amirite?

People wouldnt buy anything if everything was free.

The wealthier you are, the further your couch is from a wall. amirite?

I just rearranged my living (3 weeks ago), and couch did get 5 feet further away, I don't feel wealthier.

There is a wave of morning dew constantly traveling around the earth. amirite?
@contextrip Also, because of morning wood, there is a wave of erections following it.

And shortly after that, a giant wave of toilets flushing accompanied by a rolling chorus of farts as bladders empty and sphincters relax.

It's funny how the male urinating organ and the male sexing organ are the same organ, amirite?
@Vindicare-jjl In your own time you'll see it's not 😂

Actually, just like men, the female urethra goes through internal clitoral tissue, which, with testosterone becomes a penis. So, yeah, the same.

Frodo was the only owner of the ring to never use it in battle, amirite?

i mean, teachnically he had it on when gollum jumped him at the end...which is hobbit battle, but a battle nonetheless

Humans Enjoy Being Pet Just As Much As Other Animals Do, amirite?

hOw cAn mIrRoRs bE ReAl iF OuR EyEs aReN'T ReAl

Frodo was the only owner of the ring to never use it in battle, amirite?
The most apologetic people are normally the people who have done the least wrong. amirite?

I've had some success responding "You're forgiven!" to unnecessary apologies. If it's warranted, it feels good to be forgiven. If it's something that makes no sense for me to forgive, it highlights that it was something I didn't need an apology for in the first place.