Humans have built an entire industry around being essentially vampires to maple trees. amirite?

-10 points to griffendore for unnecessary use of "essentially "

Even though it may be bad at bearing, you will most likely never beat a Panda in a fight, amirite?

Then again, I've never lost a fight against a panda either. Or any other kind of bear.

Birds aren't just closely related to dinosaurs. They are dinosaurs. amirite?
@georgecampos Actually birds literally are dinosaurs according to biology. Careful - dinosaurs are birds according to at least...

You're right. But according to one classification they are indeed dinosaurs. Alligators and crocodiles aren't. That was my point

The annoying thing about being high iq is constantly having profound ideas but no one to share them with because most people don't understand, amirite?

If you're always the smartest person in the room, you're spending an awful lot of time in the wrong rooms.

Most people have never had to go to a shoe store barefoot, yet we all had to get our first pair somehow. amirite?
Most people have never had to go to a shoe store barefoot, yet we all had to get our first pair somehow. amirite?
Most people have never had to go to a shoe store barefoot, yet we all had to get our first pair somehow. amirite?
@404ChompyNotFound Fun fact, most babies are born barefoot. The ones that grow up to wear shoes are usually given their first pair...

I just wonder how many generations of grand parents you have to go back before somebody didn't have their first pair given to them.

Most people have never had to go to a shoe store barefoot, yet we all had to get our first pair somehow. amirite?
Most people have never had to go to a shoe store barefoot, yet we all had to get our first pair somehow. amirite?
Most people have never had to go to a shoe store barefoot, yet we all had to get our first pair somehow. amirite?
@Boknows12 I just wonder how many generations of grand parents you have to go back before somebody didn't have their first...

Wtf, how old are you lol. There are places where there's extreme poverty and their entire family tree can't afford shoes even today.

Most people have never had to go to a shoe store barefoot, yet we all had to get our first pair somehow. amirite?
@Thenaturelover That's true. Someone, somewhere wore the first shoes. Or was the first baby to be have shoes put on and thus...

Right! And every individual has their own "number" of generations you have to go back to find that person.

Most people have never had to go to a shoe store barefoot, yet we all had to get our first pair somehow. amirite?
@SnooStories Imagine being confused by the fact that adults can buy shoes for babies.

I just wonder how many generations of grand parents you have to go back before somebody didn't have their first pair given to them.

Most people have never had to go to a shoe store barefoot, yet we all had to get our first pair somehow. amirite?
@Dairyqueenemployee Most people's first pair of shoes are put on by another person.

How many generations do you think you have to go back before somebody's parents didn't give them any shoes?

Most people have never had to go to a shoe store barefoot, yet we all had to get our first pair somehow. amirite?
Monsters Inc. Monsters only target kids rich enough to have their own room and closets, amirite?

Balances out the fact that they are also the only ones getting great pulls from Santa Claus