At least 80% of human life started from an erection. amirite?

You think 20% of humans are not from a hard penis? Wtf are you thinking the other 20% are from

Chuck Norris is the only person who can out pizza the hut. amirite?

2006, good times

Wood will probably be considered a luxury building material, like marble, when we colonise other star systems. amirite?
Because of listening to music out of earbuds and headphones on our phones, we do not know what songs the people we live with like to play on repeat. amirite?
@Some-Noname-idk Yes, while I wish I could enjoy my music with them but I know they won't like it

I've tried. Being into extreme metal is fantastic since there's so much powerful music to explore, but it's tough to find someone that reciprocates my enthusiasm for it. Neither of my folks will listen to anything with satanic lyrics, and my brother's primarily into country and hiphop.

Baby Shark has more views than there are people on Earth, and it targets a demographic that can't chose what it watches. amirite?
@Pheniz21 Toddlers do choose what they want to see. My niece comes into my room, hands me TV remote and says 'baby shaak baby...

Just put on Bury The Light and walk away.

They might turn emo, but at least they'll get a head start on developing a sense of taste.

A fever is your body going scorched earth on an infection, amirite?

Or vaccination

We always talk about dick size, but never width or height. amirite?

Calculate your Adjusted Penis Size (TMI) with this formula:


Length times diameter plus weight over girth divided by angle of the tip squared

It's scary how addicted we've become to our phones, amirite?

10 years ago you had to use a programme to pretend to be a phone from your computer? 10 years ago phones weren't all that different to what they are now. It's the internet that's changed

Having opinions and sharing them loudly ≠ having a personality, amirite?

So extroversion or inspired aren't.... personality traits?

Puzzles are a scam. You already have the end result before you even start. amirite?

Gonna need you to run that by the old brain here, how are they a scam?

Some predator like orcas have evolved to eat everything from their smaller preys, including excrements, amirite?

Orca have been known to pick the livers out of sharks and leave the rest. Not 100 percent sure they have to eat the excrement but I am also sure they can.

If Superbowl ads are an indicator of trends for the future, we will all be driving electric cars purchased with crypto while holding a seltzer beer really soon. amirite?
Evil is not a thing by itself - but merely the absence of Good. amirite?

That's no good then

Humankind has always been in a perpetual state of basically finding something hard enough to break the last hardest thing they found. amirite?
Mosquitoes are probably the only animal that most people agree its OK to kill in any way necessary, amirite?

They are insects, and yes, they need to die