Emily, 20, university junior.
Major in history, minors in psychology and women's studies.
Caviar and cigarettes
Well versed in etiquette
She's a killer queen
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Nobody will read this, I'm just a huge narcissist and get off on talking about myself.
I don't like Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Twilight, anything like that. I really don't like to read fiction much at all, I'm a history nerd after all.
I also don't like Pokemon or Jesus or video games or tumblr or anime, any of these things you kids seem to be into.
I like punk music, cynicism, John Mulaney, piercings, feminism, Medieval and Renaissance history, fashion, make-up, recreational substance use, making obscure movie references, vegetarianism, and Daria.
Have a nice day.